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Trump Demands FIFA Review Because He Said So
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Trump Demands FIFA Review Because He Said So

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, this time weighing in…

GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently
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GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess in the House of Representatives. It seems…

OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill
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OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

The Iran war has exposed a long-simmering feud within OPEC, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…

Trump sends message via red card
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Trump sends message via red card

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup, which had been a lovely distraction from all…

Oh joy another outdated MMO to clutter PS Plus
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Oh joy another outdated MMO to clutter PS Plus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Oh joy, another day, another chance for Sony to stuff more games into the ever-expanding void that is PlayStation Plus.…

Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year
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Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year

FinnJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Movie theaters are back, and with them, a plethora of blockbuster hits that have helped propel the domestic box office…

Mallory McMorrow Bows Out of Senate Primary Because Politics is Hard
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Mallory McMorrow Bows Out of Senate Primary Because Politics is Hard

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan, where Mallory…

South Park Owners Sued Over Restaurant Working Conditions Apparently Not Funny
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South Park Owners Sued Over Restaurant Working Conditions Apparently Not Funny

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that actress Brooke Shields made a reservation…

Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory
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Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the iconic board game FROSTHAVEN now has an official release date…

Because What Games Need Is Overpriced Concerts Now
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Because What Games Need Is Overpriced Concerts Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Game Science is taking the Black Myth: Wukong show on the…

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