Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: games

Constance Wu Faces an Alien Nightmare in The Outer Threat
Breaking, Movie News

Constance Wu Faces an Alien Nightmare in The Outer Threat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Get ready for a cinematic experience that’s out of this world – or at least, that’s what the marketing team…

MSI Unleashes Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End, Bringing Anime-Inspired Flair to PC Hardware Scene
Breaking, Games News

MSI Unleashes Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End, Bringing Anime-Inspired Flair to PC Hardware Scene

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

MSI and Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End have joined forces to create a lineup of anime-inspired hardware that’s actually worth getting…

Sony tunes out fan outcry on physical discs to push digital dreams
Breaking, Games News

Sony tunes out fan outcry on physical discs to push digital dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

It’s been a wild ride since Sony decided to pull the plug on physical PlayStation discs in 2028, and I’m…

Tencent bails on Story Of Seasons mobile cash grab experiment
Breaking, Games News

Tencent bails on Story Of Seasons mobile cash grab experiment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like the marriage between Marvelous and Tencent has come to an end, and it’s a…

Mortal Shell 2 throws open beta doors to eager guinea pigs everywhere now
Breaking, Games News

Mortal Shell 2 throws open beta doors to eager guinea pigs everywhere now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh joy, another open beta to sink our teeth into, because what’s a game without a healthy dose of testing…

Jackery brings overpriced batteries to Canada because money grows on trees
Breaking

Jackery brings overpriced batteries to Canada because money grows on trees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Get ready, Canada, because Jackery is about to power up your life with its HomePower Series, and I’m not just…

Trump admin tries to rebuild election security infrastructure it gutted as midoffs near
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump admin tries to rebuild election security infrastructure it gutted as midoffs near

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is trying to rebuild the federal system to…

HoYoverse boldly reinvents creature catching with intriguing Honkai Nexus Anima spin
Breaking, Games News

HoYoverse boldly reinvents creature catching with intriguing Honkai Nexus Anima spin

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

HoYoverse’s latest experiment, Honkai: Nexus Anima, has me both intrigued and concerned. As a seasoned gamer who’s seen it all,…

Stupid Never Dies slated for October with obligatory DLC and cash-grab editions
Breaking, Games News

Stupid Never Dies slated for October with obligatory DLC and cash-grab editions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

It’s time to get excited, and also mildly skeptical, about the upcoming game Stupid Never Dies. I mean, who doesn’t…

Nation Rallies Behind ABC Because Suddenly Everyone Loves Network Television
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nation Rallies Behind ABC Because Suddenly Everyone Loves Network Television

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the eight local ABC television stations targeted by…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 10 11 12 … 148 Next

Latest posts

  • Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently
  • Trump Wins Again Because Democracy
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unspecified date
  • THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
  • Trump Wins Right To Make Voting Slightly More Annoying

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
August 2026
S M T W T F S
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
« Jul    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.