Zoltan Bathory assures stockholders Five Finger Death Punch will keep churning out mediocrity for years to come
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Five Finger Death Punch? I mean, it’s not like they’ve been…
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Sony rescues remnants of your attention with Dying Light 2, other somewhat decent games
PlayStation Plus is at it again, dumping a fresh batch of games into our laps like a benevolent gaming overlord,…
Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone
Oh joy, another way for EA to suck the last bit of cash from our wallets, and we’re just too…
Gears of War: E-Day Multiplayer now a live service cash grab preview
My brief time with Gears of War: E-Day’s Multiplayer Network Test brought me right back to the glory days of…
XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy
Looks like Microsoft’s Xbox division is having a bit of a rough time, folks. Their latest financial report is out,…
Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…
Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection
As I sit here, pondering the latest developments in the world of Star Trek, I am reminded of the immortal…
Gotta pay for more Pokémon now with Bubbly Basin expansion pack drops
Pokémon fans, rejoice! The Pokémon Company has deigned to bless us with more content, because, you know, the base game…
Gaming’s greatest business model strikes again: Runescape resells old content
Oh joy, another update to get us excited about the inevitable grind in Runescape: Dragonwilds. The developers at Jagex have…
Hollywood Star’s Dark Side Exposed Amid Sexual Misconduct Allegations
Because what the gaming world really needed was another celebrity scandal to spice up our lives, a new report from…