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Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.
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Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh, sweet mercy! 🙄 Five whole years after *Ghost of Tsushima* graced our consoles (and let’s be honest, probably gathered…

VOIVOD’s making a video game? ☢️ Probably just another reason to dust off your Atari, right? 🤣
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VOIVOD’s making a video game? ☢️ Probably just another reason to dust off your Atari, right? 🤣

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh, NOOOO! 😱 Voivod, those lovable weirdos from Canada, are BACK! And this time, they’re not just assaulting your eardrums…

Michael Bay and OutRun: Racing with Transformers and Apocalypse🚗💥
OutRun, Bay Style: When Arcade Turns into an Epic Blockbuster
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Michael Bay and OutRun: Racing with Transformers and Apocalypse🚗💥

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

In Hollywood, a new cinematic masterpiece is brewing from the master of explosions and Transformers — Michael Bay. This time,…

The award for the most heterosexual games, “Straight Up Awards,” has once again gone without winners 🤔💔
🏆🎲 LGBT Gaming Awards: Who Came Out on Top This Year?
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The award for the most heterosexual games, “Straight Up Awards,” has once again gone without winners 🤔💔

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 20, 2025April 20, 2025

The world of video games is once again lit up with excitement as the creators of the “world’s only LGBT…

Disappearing Worms and Hero on Vacation: What’s Happening with Dune: Awakening? 🐛🏖️
Hero on Vacation and Rugs Instead of Sand: New Adventures in Dune: Awakening 🏜️🧵
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Disappearing Worms and Hero on Vacation: What’s Happening with Dune: Awakening? 🐛🏖️

Chord F. DiscordApril 15, 2025April 15, 2025

The unexpected delay of the highly anticipated MMORPG Dune: Awakening by Funcom has sparked a wave of discussions among fans.…

🦹‍♂️ White House Ordered Bigger Male Butts in Marvel Rivals — “Make Sexualization Great Again!” 🍑🇺🇸
🚨 Battle of the Butts: Marvel Rivals Pits Male 🍑 vs Female 🍑 in Patch Update! ⚔️
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🦹‍♂️ White House Ordered Bigger Male Butts in Marvel Rivals — “Make Sexualization Great Again!” 🍑🇺🇸

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2025April 13, 2025

Season 2 of Marvel Rivals has brought a lot to the table — new characters like Emma Frost in her…

🚨 Scandal! Razer and Others: Is Slavery the Solution to Tariff Problems?
🤯 Razer & Co: Why Slavery is the New Trend in Laptop Manufacturing?
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🚨 Scandal! Razer and Others: Is Slavery the Solution to Tariff Problems?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 9, 2025April 9, 2025

In an era where technology is rapidly advancing and manufacturing processes are becoming increasingly automated, American laptop manufacturers, including the…

🛸 Star Citizen Raises $800 Million, Now Needs Another $800 Million — For a Remaster! 🤡
🤯 13 Years in Alpha: Star Citizen Still Isn’t Out, But It’s Already Outdated! Remaster Incoming!
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🛸 Star Citizen Raises $800 Million, Now Needs Another $800 Million — For a Remaster! 🤡

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 7, 2025April 7, 2025

In the world of video games, absurdity has reached warp speed. The space sim Star Citizen, which has been in…

🚨 Journalists Discover a Serious Bug in Doom: The Dark Ages — The Game Might Summon Satan! 🔥
🕹️ Doom: The Dark Ages — The Game That Literally Drags You to Hell! 🔥
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🚨 Journalists Discover a Serious Bug in Doom: The Dark Ages — The Game Might Summon Satan! 🔥

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 2, 2025April 2, 2025

Attention, gamers and adrenaline junkies! 🎮 A new sensation is on the horizon — “Doom: The Dark Ages,” promising not…

🤔 The Legendary Half-Life 3 Is Finally Here, But There’s a Catch… 🤯
😂 Valve Announced Half-Life 3? Well, Almost… 💩
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🤔 The Legendary Half-Life 3 Is Finally Here, But There’s a Catch… 🤯

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 30, 2025March 30, 2025

The Jackal.Today editorial team sniffed around through our secret channels (yes, we have people even in Valve’s basement, where Gabe…

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