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The Rasmus, bless their hearts, Unveil ‘Weirdo’ Album Deets & Drop Another Earworm ‘Break These Chains’ (Please Don’t)
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The Rasmus, bless their hearts, Unveil ‘Weirdo’ Album Deets & Drop Another Earworm ‘Break These Chains’ (Please Don’t)

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Okay, so apparently THE RASMUS, those guys who peaked in, like, 2003 with “In the Shadows” (still a banger, let’s…

MTG x Final Fantasy: Three Characters, Zero Original Ideas
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MTG x Final Fantasy: Three Characters, Zero Original Ideas

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Oh great, another crossover! 🙄 As if Magic: The Gathering wasn’t already bloated enough with universes colliding like a toddler’s…

AVerMedia at Computex 2025: Come Touch Our New CamStream 4K (If You Dare)
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AVerMedia at Computex 2025: Come Touch Our New CamStream 4K (If You Dare)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Okay, so AVerMedia, bless their little hearts, thinks DSLRs are making a “comeback.” 😂 Did they just wake up from…

Jade Raymond FLEES Sinking Ship of Fairgame$ at PlayStation, Probably to Start a Goat Farm
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Jade Raymond FLEES Sinking Ship of Fairgame$ at PlayStation, Probably to Start a Goat Farm

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Breaking News! 🚨 Jade Raymond, the so-called “visionary” behind Haven Studios, has reportedly abandoned ship faster than a rage-quitter in…

Bungie Accidentally Makes Marathon a Museum of Illicit Art, Promises to Maybe Look Into It Later
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Bungie Accidentally Makes Marathon a Museum of Illicit Art, Promises to Maybe Look Into It Later

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Bungie, those lovable rogues, are at it again! 🤣 Turns out, they’ve been “inspired” by an indie artist’s work for…

Norman Reedus, Bless His Heart, *Might* Consider Gracing Us With More Sam Bridges in the Death Stranding Movie, You Guys
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Norman Reedus, Bless His Heart, *Might* Consider Gracing Us With More Sam Bridges in the Death Stranding Movie, You Guys

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

OMG! Norman Reedus, the guy who carries packages better than your local delivery dude, is “open” to playing Sam Porter…

Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey*: Prepare for 3 Hours of Glorious Black Bars and Seasickness in IMAX
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Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey*: Prepare for 3 Hours of Glorious Black Bars and Seasickness in IMAX

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

So, Chris Nolan, fresh off his *Oppenheimer* victory lap (because, let’s be real, that movie was *totally* unbiased and not…

Lost in Random: We Played It So You Don’t Have To (But Seriously, Maybe Do, It’s Kinda Weird)
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Lost in Random: We Played It So You Don’t Have To (But Seriously, Maybe Do, It’s Kinda Weird)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

Okay, so I guess someone actually remembered Lost in Random. I mean, I reviewed that thing back in 2021 and…

Oh Noes! Square Enix Accidentally Deletes a Kingdom Hearts Game (But Don’t Worry, the REAL One is Still Churning in the Development Abyss)
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Oh Noes! Square Enix Accidentally Deletes a Kingdom Hearts Game (But Don’t Worry, the REAL One is Still Churning in the Development Abyss)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Oh, the humanity! 😭 Square Enix, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to DELETE 🗑️ another game…

Steam Breach Exposes 89 Million Accounts — And You Got Assassin’s Creed As a Bonus!
Steam Users Waking Up to a New Game They Never Bought. Thanks, Ubisoft?
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Steam Breach Exposes 89 Million Accounts — And You Got Assassin’s Creed As a Bonus!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

2025 might’ve just hit its gaming low point. Valve’s beloved platform Steam — the digital playground of broke gamers and…

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