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Marvel’s Wolverine – Get Ready for Another Overhyped Game with Too Many Quick Time Events and a Storyline That’s Just an Excuse for More Mindless Hack and Slash Action
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Marvel’s Wolverine – Get Ready for Another Overhyped Game with Too Many Quick Time Events and a Storyline That’s Just an Excuse for More Mindless Hack and Slash Action

FinnJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

The wait is over, and the most epic game of the century is finally here! Or should I say, the…

Oh Boy Get Ready for Another Soul Sucking Mobile Game Pokémon Champions Is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life on Android and iOS on June 17
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Oh Boy Get Ready for Another Soul Sucking Mobile Game Pokémon Champions Is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life on Android and iOS on June 17

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

The Pokémon franchise is finally gracing us with its regal presence on our mobile devices, because who needs personal space…

Fortnite’s Next Season is Definitely Not Going to be a Total Disaster and Will Probably Change Your Life Forever When It’s Announced by the Infamous Gaming Guru Ben Starr at SGF 2026
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Fortnite’s Next Season is Definitely Not Going to be a Total Disaster and Will Probably Change Your Life Forever When It’s Announced by the Infamous Gaming Guru Ben Starr at SGF 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Get ready for the most epic announcement in the history of announcements: Ben Starr, the voice of The Visitor in…

Maverick Games Steals All the Forza Devs and Now They’re Making a Game That’s Totally Not Just Forza But With a Different Name and Probably the Same Bugs
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Maverick Games Steals All the Forza Devs and Now They’re Making a Game That’s Totally Not Just Forza But With a Different Name and Probably the Same Bugs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2026June 2, 2026

Get ready to put the pedal to the metal, folks! 🚗💨 Maverick Games has just announced its debut title, Clutch,…

Game of Thrones: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of People Screaming at Each Other in the Original Series, Now There’s a Mobile Game Called Dragonfire
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Game of Thrones: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of People Screaming at Each Other in the Original Series, Now There’s a Mobile Game Called Dragonfire

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2026June 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic dragon riding and throne claiming? 🐉👑 With only a few weeks…

Oh Joy Another Roguelike Because We Were All Just Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs Waiting For Chivalware To Save The Genre
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Oh Joy Another Roguelike Because We Were All Just Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs Waiting For Chivalware To Save The Genre

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

The roguelike genre has finally been saved by Chivalware, and I’m not being sarcastic at all 😂. I mean, who…

More Overhyped Shows And Movies To Make You Forget You Have Responsibilities And A Social Life In June 2026
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More Overhyped Shows And Movies To Make You Forget You Have Responsibilities And A Social Life In June 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Get ready for a magical month of binge-watching on Netflix! 📺🍿 In June, the streaming giant is unleashing a treasure…

Computex 2026: AMD Throws a Party for Ancient AM4 Tech and Slaps a Cheap Sticker on New Stuff to Make You Feel Better About Buying Last Year’s Rejects
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Computex 2026: AMD Throws a Party for Ancient AM4 Tech and Slaps a Cheap Sticker on New Stuff to Make You Feel Better About Buying Last Year’s Rejects

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Wow, what a blast from the past! 🎉 AMD is bringing back the good old Ryzen 7 5800X3D, because who…

OMG 007 First Light Sells a Whopping 1.5 Million Copies in 24 Hours Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway IOI Already Drooling Over Your Money for the First Content Update
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OMG 007 First Light Sells a Whopping 1.5 Million Copies in 24 Hours Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway IOI Already Drooling Over Your Money for the First Content Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Breaking News: 007 First Light Sells 1.5 Million Units in 24 Hours, Because Who Doesn’t Want to be a Suave…

Because the Underworld Wasn’t Depressing Enough Already: Canadians Decide to Make It Worse with INFERIUS
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Because the Underworld Wasn’t Depressing Enough Already: Canadians Decide to Make It Worse with INFERIUS

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Get ready to face your deepest fears in the upcoming horror game, INFERIUS 🎃️! This debut title from Canadian indie…

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