Resident Evil 9: Summer Games Fest Jumpscare Incoming, Maybe
OMG! 😱 Some random “insider” (probably just a guy who likes pizza rolls and yelling at his monitor) says Resident…
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TopMod Gaming: Shooters – Git Gud or Get Gone
**TopMod!** 🤡 Where gamers UNITE (and lag)! At Regal Essex Crossing, Manhattan, NY! Workshops? Challenges? More like EPIC FAILS! 🤣…
Game Con Canada 2025: A Totally Legit Guide to Avoid FOMO (and Maybe See a C-List Celeb or Two)!
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🥳 Game Con Canada 2025 is ONLY TWO WEEKS AWAY! 🗓️ That’s right, folks,…
Netflix Tudum: Because Your Couch Deserves More Companions (and Maybe a Pizza Stain or Two)
Oh, Netflix, you haven’t canceled enough shows lately? Apparently, they held some “Tudum” event – sounds like a toddler’s attempt…
CD Projekt RED Is Making a Game About Geralt’s Bare Butt — and Gamers Are Hyped
While fans of The Witcher obsess over every pixel of Geralt’s sword and chest hair, CD Projekt RED just threw…
Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already
Oh, look, another “nonprofit” swooping in to “save” the gaming industry! 🙄 GAMERella, bless their little hearts, is launching a…
The Last of Us Director Says “No More Games,” Demands 19 Seasons of GTA 6 Instead
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because HBO’s The Last of Us is apparently a “success.” 🙄 We have Craig Mazin to…
Kojima’s Back: Prepare for More Packages and Existential Dread at Death Stranding 2’s “Game Premiere” (Whatever That Is)
Two days after the snooze-fest that is the Summer Game Fest Showcase, Kojima, in his infinite wisdom (or maybe just…
Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity
Wow, Amazon finally decided to grace Canada with its presence and hold an “upfront” in Toronto. 🙄 You know, because…
OMG, Is Hunter Schafer About To Bless (Ruin?) The New Zelda Movie?
OMG! 🙄 Apparently, Hollywood is officially out of ideas, folks! They’re “considering” Hunter Schafer for Princess Zelda in the upcoming…