Cronos: New Yawn is a Super Slow, Extra Brutal Fight for Survival — and I’m a Sucker
Oh boy, another Bloober Team game! 🙄 From the first teasers of Cronos: The New Dawn, it looked like a…
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Celine Dion, bless her heart, thinks Ozzy is ‘original’ LOL
OMG! 😲 The world-renowned vocal powerhouse, Celine Dion, has finally acknowledged the existence of Ozzy Osbourne, you know, that bat-chomping…
OMG! Jason’s Back (Again!) – New Movie & Game Announced (Because We Needed More)
OMG! 😱 Did you guys hear? Some nobody at Horror Inc. (yeah, never heard of them either) mumbled something about…
Stephen King’s “The Long Walk” Finally Gets a Trailer (Spoiler: They Walk)
OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Lionsgate UK, bless their cotton socks, has announced that *THE LONG WALK* will be gracing the…
OMG! Spidey’s Thwipping into MTG? Prepare for Cardboard Web-Slinging Chaos at SDCC 2025!
Oh great, ANOTHER Universes Beyond set. Because what MTG REALLY needed was more franchise crossovers to dilute the already questionable…
Assassin’s Creed Shadows’ Groundbreaking Roadmap: Now You Can Waste Money on DLC and Fast Forward Through the Parts You Hate!
So, Assassin’s Creed Shadows, the game everyone totally remembers pre-ordering and hasn’t already traded in for store credit, is getting…
Elden Ring Nightreign: Now You Can Die With a Buddy in NEW Duo Expeditions Mode
Finally! After what felt like eons of cryptic teases and empty promises, FromSoftware has graced us, the unworthy masses, with…
Battlefield 6: We Heard You Like Changes, So We Changed the Changes We Already Changed
Oh boy, EA’s at it again! 🙄 They’ve graced us with the latest groundbreaking, totally-not-vague info about Battlefield 6 (or…
Frostpunk 2: Now on Consoles, So Your Couch Can Judge Your Terrible City Planning This September
So, the perpetually freezing faction simulator, Frostpunk 2, is FINALLY crawling its way to consoles. Prepare to warm your thumbs…
Dying Light: The Beast Gets Pushed to September Because It’s Still Ugly
Oh, NOOOO! 😭 Just when you thought you could finally escape your miserable existence by parkouring away from zombies in…