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Devil May Cry 5 “Devil Hunter Edition” Sneaks Onto Switch 2 in Taiwan, Because Why Not?
Breaking, Games News

Devil May Cry 5 “Devil Hunter Edition” Sneaks Onto Switch 2 in Taiwan, Because Why Not?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again—Capcom is about to grace the Switch 2 with yet another port of a game…

GeForce NOW Adds Screamer, King’s Quest, and More to Its Ever-Growing Collection of Games You’ll Never Have Time to Play
GeForce NOW Library Expands Like My Aunt's Waistline After Thanksgiving
Breaking, Games News

GeForce NOW Adds Screamer, King’s Quest, and More to Its Ever-Growing Collection of Games You’ll Never Have Time to Play

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Just when you thought your digital game library couldn’t possibly get any more bloated, GeForce NOW has decided to throw…

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Finally Gets an Expansion Because the Devs Were Clearly Bored
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Finally Gets an Expansion Because the Devs Were Clearly Bored

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Attention, Stalkers! Your radiation poisoning isn’t done with you yet ☢️ The boys and girls at GSC Game World have…

Super Mario Galaxy Movie Invades Cosmos With Fox McCloud, Because Why Not Throw Star Fox Into the Mix?
Nintendo just threw Starfox fans a bone, and yes, it's furry, blue, and flying an Arwing into theaters
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Super Mario Galaxy Movie Invades Cosmos With Fox McCloud, Because Why Not Throw Star Fox Into the Mix?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Oh look, Nintendo decided to drop a new character poster right before the release of *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie*,…

Dying Light: The Beast Unleashes the Restored Land Edition Apocalypse Across Every Platform Known to Humanity and Possibly a Few Unknown Ones
Hold Onto Your Brains, Survivors — Techland Is Back With Another Zombie-Slaughtering Extravaganza!
Breaking, Games News

Dying Light: The Beast Unleashes the Restored Land Edition Apocalypse Across Every Platform Known to Humanity and Possibly a Few Unknown Ones

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Well, well, well — look who decided to grace us with yet another reason to never leave our couches! Techland,…

Metacritic Crowns Game Publishers of 2025: Square Enix Steals the Throne Like a Chocobo Thief
Metacritic's Annual Publisher Rankings: A Glorious Parade of Numbers That Prove Everything
Breaking, Games News

Metacritic Crowns Game Publishers of 2025: Square Enix Steals the Throne Like a Chocobo Thief

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with their annual “we crunched some numbers and here’s who’s best”…

Obstacles to Ending War Come into Focus as US and Iran Argue Like Toddlers Over Toys | CNN Politics
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Obstacles to Ending War Come into Focus as US and Iran Argue Like Toddlers Over Toys | CNN Politics

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Holy Heck, Trump’s Slamming Iran Like a Boss! Just a month ago, some pencil-pushers in Geneva met with Iran, and…

Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Sales When You’ve Got a Paperweight?
Well, Well, Well… Looks Like the Switch 2 Is Flopping Harder Than a Magikarp Out of Water ⚽
Breaking, Games News

Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Sales When You’ve Got a Paperweight?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh boy, Nintendo, what happened? The Switch 2 was supposed to be the shiny new toy that would make us…

Oh No, They Added More Places for Hello Kitty to Make You Spend Money in This Island Hellscape DLC
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Oh No, They Added More Places for Hello Kitty to Make You Spend Money in This Island Hellscape DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh look, Hello Kitty Island Adventure is getting another DLC! Because apparently, one adorable island paradise wasn’t enough for our…

Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!
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Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, great, another Pokémon game—because clearly, what the world needs now is more ways to watch little creatures punch each…

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