Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic trolling? 🤣 Because we’ve got the most anticipated movie of the century (not really) – Street Fighter! 🎮👊 Set in the ancient year of 1993, because who needs modern technology when you can have pixelated graphics and radical outfits? 🤖💃 The movie follows the estranged Street Fighters Ryu (Andrew Koji) and Ken Masters (Noah Centineo) as they’re thrown back into combat, because who needs a social life when you can just punch people all day? 🤷♂️👊
But wait, it gets better! 🤔 The mysterious Chun-Li (Callina Liang) recruits them for the next World Warrior Tournament, because who doesn’t love a good battle royale? 🤺🏻👑 It’s like The Hunger Games, but with more Hadoukens and less Jennifer Lawrence. 🤑👀 And if they don’t win, it’s GAME OVER! 🚫💀 Like, literally, the game will be over, and they’ll all have to go home and play with their Tamagotchis. 📺👀
The film is helmed by director Kitao Sakurai, who’s like, “Hey, I’ve got a great idea! Let’s take a bunch of random characters and throw them into a tournament, and then… stuff happens!” 🤷♂️👍 And the cast? Oh boy, it’s like a who’s who of “I’ve heard of that person, I think.” 🤔👀 You’ve got Noah Centineo as Ken Masters, because who needs acting experience when you’ve got a six-pack? 🤷♂️👊 Andrew Koji as Ryu, because he’s got that whole “brooding hero” thing down. 🤔👊 And Callina Liang as Chun-Li, because she’s got the skills, and also because she’s got that cool hair. 💇♀️👀
And then there’s the rest of the cast, because why not? 🤷♂️👀 You’ve got Joe “Roman Reigns” Anoai as Akuma, because wrestling and acting are basically the same thing, right? 🤼♂️👊 David Dastmalchian as M. Bison, because he’s got that whole “villainous laugh” thing down. 🤣👊 Cody Rhodes as Guile, because who needs acting experience when you’ve got a cool hairstyle? 🤷♂️👊 And Andrew Schulz as Dan Hibiki, because… actually, I have no idea why he’s in this movie. 🤷♂️👀
And let’s not forget the rest of the cast, because this movie is like a never-ending parade of “oh, I’ve heard of that person!” 🎉👀 You’ve got Eric André as Don Sauvage, because why not? 🤷♂️👊 Vidyut Jammwal as Dhalsim, because he’s got that whole “stretchy limbs” thing down. 🤸♂️👊 Orville Peck as Vega, because who doesn’t love a good masked wrestler? 🤠👊 Olivier Richters as Zangief, because he’s got that whole “Russian stereotype” thing down. 🤣👊 And Hirooki Goto as E. Honda, because sumo wrestling is basically the same as acting, right? 🤼♂️👊
Street Fighter hits cinemas on 16th October 2026, because who needs a social life when you can spend your Friday night watching a bunch of people punch each other? 🎥👊 So mark your calendars, folks, because this is going to be a wild ride! 🎉👀 Or not. 🤷♂️👀 Who knows, maybe it’ll be a masterpiece, and we’ll all be like, “Wow, this is the best movie ever!” 🤩👏 But probably not. 🤣👊
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
