Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties
In the world of gaming, where marketing buzzwords reign supreme and “free updates” are just a euphemism for “we’re trying…
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EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal
Another year, another iteration of the same old football series, because that’s what we all needed – more of the…
Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios
Oh joy, another Far Cry game is on the horizon, because what the world really needed was another open-world FPS…
Xbox crashes under Halo hype Microsoft liable for incessant gamer disappointment
Microsoft’s Xbox Live is down, and I’m shocked. Said no one ever. The latest in a long line of outages…
Greta Van Fleet still a thing somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Greta Van Fleet is playing a super intimate show at Chicago’s…
DARK FUNERAL somehow still exists and is making another album because you clearly needed this in your life
Oh joy, oh rapture! Dark Funeral is working on new music and I can barely contain my excitement 🙄. I…
Nostalgic showrunners reboot Star Trek for their former selves
Get ready to boldly go where no gamer has gone before, as we dive into the world of Star Trek:…
Kamala Voters Get Coal For Christmas Courtesy Trump Admin
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Trump administration has been accused of abusing its…
Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not
The Indiana Jones franchise refuses to be put out of its misery, with Marvel announcing a new comic book series,…
Kalshi Forces Netflix To Yank Doc For Being Too Accurate Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Kalshi, a prediction market company, is threatening…