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WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting
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WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

We’ve got a bit of a wait on our hands, folks, as the next instalment in Matt Reeves’ The Batman…

OnePlus abandons two markets, phones somehow still shackled to update cycle
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OnePlus abandons two markets, phones somehow still shackled to update cycle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Well, it’s official: OnePlus is pulling out of the North American and European markets, leaving fans of the brand wondering…

Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet
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Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

In a world where remasters and remakes are all the rage, it’s refreshing to see that board games are still…

Emberville boasts all star voice cast to distract from lackluster gameplay
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Emberville boasts all star voice cast to distract from lackluster gameplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Get ready to roll your eyes in awe at the star-studded cast of Emberville, the upcoming Action RPG from Cygnus…

Sony Gifts Subscribers Yet Another Bloated PS Plus Lineup Surprise
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Sony Gifts Subscribers Yet Another Bloated PS Plus Lineup Surprise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

It’s that time of the month again, folks, when PlayStation Plus decides to bless us with a new batch of…

Trump Fires Guy Already Doing His Job Better
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Trump Fires Guy Already Doing His Job Better

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. President Donald Trump fired the new…

Capcom slashes Monster Hunter prices to lure back fleeing fans
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Capcom slashes Monster Hunter prices to lure back fleeing fans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

In a bizarre turn of events, CAPCOM has decided to buck the trend of nickel-and-diming gamers to death, announcing a…

Magic meets Star Trek in bold crossover cash grab with familiar faces
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Magic meets Star Trek in bold crossover cash grab with familiar faces

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Get ready to boldly go where no Magic: The Gathering player has gone before, as Wizards of the Coast has…

Carrie remake departs from novel in predictable cash-grab fashion somehow
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Carrie remake departs from novel in predictable cash-grab fashion somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

It’s time to get excited, and also a little worried, as Prime Video is bringing Stephen King’s classic novel Carrie…

Gaming Gold: Screen Time Gets a Neurological Reality Check
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Gaming Gold: Screen Time Gets a Neurological Reality Check

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

The gaming industry has finally reached the pinnacle of success, with a worth of over $200 billion and still growing.…

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