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Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule
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Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

The Toronto International Film Festival, because who needs sleep when you can watch midnight horror movies? The TIFF “Midnight Madness”…

Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings
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Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

As I sit here, reminiscing about the good old days of online multiplayer, I’m reminded of the game that changed…

Take-Two CEO Hypes GTA 6 Pre-Orders as Unprecedented Cash Grab
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Take-Two CEO Hypes GTA 6 Pre-Orders as Unprecedented Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Get ready for the most anticipated game of all time, or at least that’s what Take-Two Interactive wants you to…

Gattis Foresees Cloud Gaming Future as Hardware Costs Rise
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Gattis Foresees Cloud Gaming Future as Hardware Costs Rise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Get ready for the latest twist in the gaming industry’s perpetual quest to separate you from your hard-earned cash. Amazon’s…

Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years
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Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Grand Theft Auto VI is finally on its way, and Netflix is giving us a first look before the game’s…

Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting
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Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Ubisoft is throwing a 25th-anniversary party for the Ghost Recon series, and you’re invited, whether you like it or not.…

GTA VI preview hijacked by Netflix in cringeworthy marketing ploy
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GTA VI preview hijacked by Netflix in cringeworthy marketing ploy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Because what every gamer wants is more waiting, Rockstar Games has decided to give us a sneak peek at Grand…

Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi
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Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Wireless networks: where the wild things are. You think you know what’s connected, but let’s be real, it’s a jungle…

Gamers scrutinize fees, toxicity, and cash grabs before committing to new platforms
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Gamers scrutinize fees, toxicity, and cash grabs before committing to new platforms

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh joy, another day, another gaming platform to sift through. Because, you know, what the world really needed was yet…

Rockstar Sells GTA Hype, Not Actual Gameplay
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Rockstar Sells GTA Hype, Not Actual Gameplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

As I sat down to write this piece, I couldn’t help but think about the sheer audacity of Rockstar’s latest…

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