Hell Is Us: Because Apparently We Didn’t Learn Anything From Dante, Oops!
Okay, so these guys, fresh from their *totally* amazing work on Warhammer (you know, the one that definitely didn’t have…
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Sony’s Marathon: From Concord Disaster to 2026 Hype Train
🤣Oh, Sony, you rascal! Still chasing that live service dragon, huh? After the *stellar* success of Concord (may it rest…
Dying Light: Beast Mode—Run, Punch, Puke, Repeat
Oh boy, another Dying Light game! 🙄 Because we totally needed more zombies, am I right? The Dying Light franchise…
MindsEye Launch: More Like MindsBlinded, Sony’s Handing Out Apologies (and Refunds), and Devs Are “Working On It” LOL
MindsEye, the game so bad it makes Cyberpunk 2077 look like a masterpiece, continues its reign of terror. 🎭 After…
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!
Okay, so Activision thought they could just slap a fresh coat of paint on Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 and…
Toronto Games Week 2025: 40+ Events to Ensure You Never See Sunlight Again
Ah yes, Summer Game Fest 2025, where dreams go to die and wallets go to cry.😭 But fear not, fellow…
Fortnite x The Simpsons: Prepare for Peak Gaming Stupidity
Oh, sweet RNGesus, another crossover? 🙄 Apparently, according to some “leakers” (aka basement dwellers with too much time on their…
Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money
Oh, sweet merciful gaming gods! 🙏 Seagate, bless their cotton socks, has bestowed upon us, the unwashed masses of Xbox…
Virtual Wellness Worlds: Level Up Your Life (IRL Not Guaranteed)
Okay, so apparently, “wellness culture” has now infested gaming, because avocado toast and overpriced yoga weren’t enough 🙄. Now, instead…
Indiana Jones and the Geriatric Circle: Raiders of the Lost Dentures Coming to Your Grandma’s Xbox in 2025 (Maybe)
Okay, so like, SGF 2025 happened, and Xbox, bless their little hearts, decided to grace us with yet another Xbox…