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Tag: Gaming

Pokรฉmon GO finally makes it easier to lose by letting you throw money at Shadow Raids from your couch! ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Pokรฉmon GO finally makes it easier to lose by letting you throw money at Shadow Raids from your couch! ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Scopely, bless their greedy little hearts, has announced that *Pokรฉmon GO* Trainers โ€“ yes, the same ones still…

COMPUTEX 2025: Corsair’s MAKR 75 Kit – Because Apparently You Can’t Handle a Prebuilt Keyboard Like a Grown-Up
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COMPUTEX 2025: Corsair’s MAKR 75 Kit – Because Apparently You Can’t Handle a Prebuilt Keyboard Like a Grown-Up

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Corsair, bless their little cotton socks, has decided that *we*, the unwashed masses of…

Microsoft Gently Prunes a Few Unnecessary Weeds, Definitely Not a Bloodbath
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Microsoft Gently Prunes a Few Unnecessary Weeds, Definitely Not a Bloodbath

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

Breaking News! Microsoft, the company that brought you Clippy (RIP, you annoying paperclip ๐Ÿ“Ž), is at it again! Seems like…

Prepare to Have Your Wallet Violently Assaulted by Shiny New Things!
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Prepare to Have Your Wallet Violently Assaulted by Shiny New Things!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

Rick Lane, our resident purveyor of vaguely positive opinions, has emerged from his caffeine-fueled slumber to grace us with news…

Overcooked 2: Will this game turn you into a multitasking GOD or just leave you sobbing in a pile of burnt onions? ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Overcooked 2: Will this game turn you into a multitasking GOD or just leave you sobbing in a pile of burnt onions? ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ˜ญ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

Alright, listen up, you aspiring Gordon Ramsays of the digital realm! Overcooked 2, the game that promises to either turn…

Oh great, more celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant at Game Con Canada 2025 ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ธ
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Oh great, more celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant at Game Con Canada 2025 ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ธ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Alright, gamers, hold onto your Mountain Dew-soaked hats because Game Con Canada is BACK! ๐ŸŽ‰ And guess what? They’ve managed…

So, you wanna know how pixels build (and obliterate) your social life? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’”
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So, you wanna know how pixels build (and obliterate) your social life? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 9, 2025May 19, 2025

Ah, yes, online games: the sacred battlegrounds where friendships are forged in the fires of rage-quitting and passive-aggressive “gg ez”…

Behold, the Death Stranding 2 controller: for when you REALLY wanna feel like you’re holding a baby and walking on a beach…again ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ™„.
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Behold, the Death Stranding 2 controller: for when you REALLY wanna feel like you’re holding a baby and walking on a beach…again ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ™„.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2025May 8, 2025

Kojima, the absolute madlad, has done it again! They’re releasing a *Death Stranding 2: On the Beach* limited-edition DualSense controller!…

OMG! Leaked pics show ASUS’s Xbox handheld and ROG Ally 2 โ€“ are they trying to bankrupt us all or just fuel our crippling gadget addiction? ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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OMG! Leaked pics show ASUS’s Xbox handheld and ROG Ally 2 โ€“ are they trying to bankrupt us all or just fuel our crippling gadget addiction? ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what just “leaked” from the FCC! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Apparently, ASUS is working on a SECRET “Project Keenan”…

Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer: Florida Simulator 2077 looks like my retirement plan, except with more explosions and less shuffleboard ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ’ฅ
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Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer: Florida Simulator 2077 looks like my retirement plan, except with more explosions and less shuffleboard ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ’ฅ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

OMG! Rockstar DELAYS GTA VI AGAIN! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Is this the end of gaming as we know it?! Okay, okay, calm…

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