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Gaming’s Biggest Stage Show Returns To Sell You More Stuff
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Gaming’s Biggest Stage Show Returns To Sell You More Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Gamescom 2026 is finally here, and with it, the inevitable onslaught of hype trains, cringeworthy marketing buzzwords, and Geoff Keighley’s…

Dawnwalker’s Console Edition Gets Sorely NeededPerformance Overhaul At Last
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Dawnwalker’s Console Edition Gets Sorely NeededPerformance Overhaul At Last

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Get ready for some soul-crushing, blood-pumping action – or at least, that’s what the marketing team wants you to think.…

Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees
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Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks! The gamescom award 2026 nominations are out, and we get to see…

Square Enix milks Final Fantasy again with resonance and pointless challenges
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Square Enix milks Final Fantasy again with resonance and pointless challenges

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Get ready for another helping of nostalgia-fueled gaming goodness, courtesy of Square Enix’s latest attempt to revisit the good old…

FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds
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FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

FAN EXPO Canada 2026 is coming, and it’s a geek’s paradise, but let’s be real, it’s also a corporate playground…

Canada gets Intel’s gaming handouts in 2026
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Canada gets Intel’s gaming handouts in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Intel Gamer Days is back, and it’s time to upgrade your gaming rig without breaking the bank. From August 28…

Duskbloods network test implodes in glorious server FAIL chaoslomou
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Duskbloods network test implodes in glorious server FAIL chaoslomou

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Well, that was a brilliant start – said no one ever. FromSoftware’s highly anticipated game, The Duskbloods, was supposed to…

MSI loads up back to school season with obscenely powerful desktops
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MSI loads up back to school season with obscenely powerful desktops

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Back to school season is upon us, and you know what that means: a slew of shiny new desktops vying…

Gaming’s latest cash grab: overpriced live stream cameras for wannabe influencers
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Gaming’s latest cash grab: overpriced live stream cameras for wannabe influencers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Live streaming has come a long way, baby! We’ve got cameras that can make you look like a pro, even…

Lamb Cult Hijacks Two Point Museum in Bizarre Crossover Cash Grab
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Lamb Cult Hijacks Two Point Museum in Bizarre Crossover Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a museum-themed game with a dash of cultist flair, SEGA Europe and Two…

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