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Tag: Gaming

Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money
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Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this concept enough yet, a former PlayStation boss, Shuhei Yoshida, decided to share his thoughts…

Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too
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Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity for the gaming industry to collect our precious personal data, because what’s a little privacy when…

XBOX Axes Employees, Remains Super Committed to Your Wallet
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XBOX Axes Employees, Remains Super Committed to Your Wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh joy, the gaming industry is at it again, and by “at it again,” I mean they’re still trying to…

Pixel P Snarkbyte says Sony Kills Physical Games Because Progress
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Pixel P Snarkbyte says Sony Kills Physical Games Because Progress

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Sony has finally decided to put the final nail in the coffin of physical games, because apparently we haven’t milked…

IO Interactive’s Latest Masterpiece Downsized Thanks to Xbox Chaos
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IO Interactive’s Latest Masterpiece Downsized Thanks to Xbox Chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, IO Interactive has been working on a new RPG IP called…

Because What Games Need Are Overpriced Brand Branded Power Banks
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Because What Games Need Are Overpriced Brand Branded Power Banks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, HoYoverse and UGREEN are teaming up to bring us a limited-edition…

Baldur’s Gate 4 Now a Hot Potato Nobody Wants
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Baldur’s Gate 4 Now a Hot Potato Nobody Wants

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the gaming world is abuzz with the news that Baldur’s Gate…

Because You Clearly Needed Another Dragon’s Dogma Sequel Right Now
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Dragon’s Dogma Sequel Right Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Well, well, well, Capcom is at it again, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. The latest Nintendo…

Wow, Gamers Still Find Stuff on Phones Somehow in 2026
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Wow, Gamers Still Find Stuff on Phones Somehow in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, mobile users are discovering new apps and games in all sorts of exciting ways, because apparently we haven’t…

PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently
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PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity for Sony to empty our wallets with the upcoming PlayStation 6, which might just cost a…

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