Procrastination Mastery: The Ultimate Guide to Ignoring Responsibility and Watching Esports Tournaments All Day
Today’s esports scene is a wild ride, folks 🎢! With millions of viewers tuning in worldwide, it’s like trying to…
Tag: Gaming
What’s Coming To Amazon Prime Gaming In May 2026 Besides Another Excuse For You To Procrastinate And Waste Your Life Away On Video Games
Amazon has just announced its May 2026 Amazon Prime Gaming list of free games, because who doesn’t love free stuff,…
The Switch 2 Is About to Rob You Blind This September Because Who Needs Food Anyway When You Can Have More Memory
Nintendo is raising the price of the Switch 2 later this year amid a global memory shortage 🚨💸. Because who…
Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account
The wait is over, folks! Sony has finally released its yearly financial reports, and it’s a wild ride full of…
Crimson Desert’s Next Patch Will Probably Almost Definitely Maybe Add That One Thing You’ve Been Begging For But Let’s Be Real It’s Going To Mess Up Something Else Instead
The never-ending saga of patches and updates for Crimson Desert continues, because who needs a social life, anyway? 🤣 As…
Legendary Nintendo Designer Takashi Tezuka Finally Tired of Making the Same Mario Game for 42 Years
The gaming world is mourning the loss of a legend, as Takashi Tezuka, the mastermind behind Mario and The Legend…
Xbox Just Announced the Most Overhyped Game Ever and It’s a Yakuza Prequel Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those, Plus a Cast That’s More Star-Studded Than Your Grandma’s Quilt and a Release Window That’s Totally Not Getting Delayed
Xbox’s long-awaited Stranger Than Heaven presentation finally dropped, and boy, was it a wild ride 🎢! The biggest question on…
Halo Infinite RUINED Forever as Mysterious Halo Next Thingy Probably Means We’re Getting More of the Same Old Stuff and LOL No More Firefight: Gauntlet Who Even Cared Anyway
Today is a big day at Halo Studios, folks! 🎉👀 Halo Next has reportedly been uncovered by a new job…
EVE Online’s Developer Suddenly Realizes They’re Bored with Their Old Name and Are Now Fenris Creations Because Who Needs Consistency Anyway
The most epic news in the history of online gaming has just dropped, and we’re not even kidding 🤯! CCP…
Max Payne: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Spend 100 Hours Replaying the Same Cutscene Over and Over Again in a Desperate Attempt to Recapture the Magic of a Game That Was Only Mildly Interesting in the First Place
Let’s talk about the super cool and totally not-at-all-depressing game, Max Payne 🎉😒. I mean, who doesn’t love a good…