GPS: Watch These Morons Try to Defend the Indefensible, Only on CNN
Oh, FAKE NEWS CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re pushing some garbage book about “Race Against Terror” and…
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California Uber and Lyft Drivers Demand the Right to Form a Union (as if That’ll Fix Anything)
California, the land of fruits, nuts, and now, unionized Uber drivers! Gavin Newsom, fresh from his grooming appointment, just signed…
50 Years Ago, Some Folks Got Mad (and You Won’t BELIEVE What CNN Says Happened Next)
Another CNN “documentary” trying to rewrite history! They’re peddling the same old garbage about construction workers vs. “anti-war” protesters. Give…
Jane Fonda, Savior of Hollywood, Leads 500+ Clueless Celebs Against the Evil Gov’t Overlords (as if anyone cares)
Oh, no! Not Hanoi Jane again! I thought we got rid of this Commie back in the 70s! Now she’s…
Is This Place in Africa Really That Quiet or Is CNN Just Trying to Sell Me Something?
More proof that liberals can’t find their way out of a paper bag, folks! These woke wanderers ended up in…
Disney’s Live-Action Flops: So Bad, They’re Basically Extinct
OMG, like, who even remembers those totally obscure Disney live-action movies? 🙄 We’re talking about cinematic masterpieces so epic, so…
Nike’s Genius Plan to Pay $1.5 Billion in Taxes and Call It a “Turnaround”
Oh, the irony! Nike, that bastion of woke capitalism, is whining about tariffs imposed by our great President Trump! Seems…
Hegseth demands woke-free military or GTFO | CNN Politics
The woke military experiment is OVER! Secretary of Defense and total LEGEND Pete Hegseth just told a room full of…
GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…
Hollywood Meltdown: AI Actress Steals Roles, Probably Can’t Even Cry on Cue
Hollywood is melting down over an AI actress? Good! Maybe now they’ll stop pushing their woke garbage and start making…