GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…
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Hollywood Meltdown: AI Actress Steals Roles, Probably Can’t Even Cry on Cue
Hollywood is melting down over an AI actress? Good! Maybe now they’ll stop pushing their woke garbage and start making…
200 ‘Creatives’ and a THOUSAND Prompts per Image? AI Filmmaking, or Just Peak Inefficiency
Oh, great, now the woke left is using AI to rewrite history! I bet this “deeply personal story” is just…
Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)
OMG! 😱 GHOST, those Swedish purveyors of… uh… *theatrical rock* (whatever that means), have apparently decided to bless us with…
Garbage Time TV
DOORS 6PM | SHOW 7PM 😂 Late Night Trash Can: TV’s biggest rejects! Writers share jokes that are TOO embarrassing…
Chad Gray of Mudvayne Reminisces About Vinnie Paul: A Touching Tale of Friendship (and Drum Lessons?)
So, Radioactive MikeZ, bless his heart (or whatever’s left of it), managed to wrangle MUDVAYNE’s very own Chad Gray onto…
From Cancer Ward to Harvard Yard to Getting Trump-Punched: This Girl Can’t Catch a Break
Another day, another hit piece from Fake News CNN! They’re at it again, folks, trying to smear our great President…
Congressional Bigwigs to Schmooze with Trump at White House Monday as Government Shuts Down Like a Cheap Toy
Oh, the Deep State Democrats are at it again, trying to sabotage our glorious President Trump! They’re meeting at the…
Alaska Pays People to Exist: Find Out Why (and How to Snag Your Loot) | CNN
Another socialist scheme gone awry! Alaska’s “Permanent Fund Dividend,” sounds like a communist plot if you ask me. Free money…
MagicCon Atlanta 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for More MTG X Final Fantasy Crossover Nonsense!
Wow, another MagicCon Atlanta in 2025? 😴 And they’re still milking that MTG X Final Fantasy cow? Seriously, Wizards of…