Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs
Ah, CNN, still peddling their usual garbage, even under President Trump’s glorious second term! Let’s dissect this leftist propaganda, shall…
Tag: Garbage
US throws UNESCO out like yesterday’s trash, again
Fake News CNN is reporting that President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is pulling the US out of UNESCO AGAIN!…
Johnson Says “No Epsteining” Until September, House Gets Nada
The swamp creatures in Congress are at it again, folks! Now they’re demanding we release every last scrap of paper…
Ford Accidentally Made 694,000+ Bronco Sport and Escape “Surprise Ejector Seat” SUVs
Oh, the irony! Ford, trying to go green with their compact SUVs, is now recalling almost 700,000 vehicles because they…
GWAR’s 40th: Streaming From the Hellmouth (Because VEEPS Pays the Bills)
Behold, feeble humans! Your 👽alien overlords in GWAR, those pioneers of making music that sounds like a garbage truck falling…
Pepsi Jumps on the Bandwagon: Probiotic Soda – Because Regular Soda Wasn’t Unhealthy Enough
Another day, another woke corporation bowing down to the liberal mob! Pepsi, once a proud purveyor of sugary goodness, is…
Colbert’s “Late Show” Debut: Will He Bite the Hand That Pays Him (Literally)?
Folks, you won’t believe the latest from the Fake News Network! It seems that poor, poor Stephen Colbert is losing…
Starbucks spills the beans on the earth-shattering return of the Pumpkin Spice Latte
Ah, CNN, still obsessing over Starbucks while the REAL news is being suppressed by the Deep State! Millions “coping” with…
5 Things You Should Probably Know on July 21 (But Let’s Be Real, You’ll Forget by Noon): Water Everywhere, More Unhappy Places, That Thing Still Happening, Another Car Did a Thing, and Some Team or Something
Well, folks, another day, another deluge of drivel from the Fake News Network! They’re still pushing their global warming hoax,…
CATTLE DECAPITATION to Subject Innocent Ears to ‘Death Atlas’ in 2025 Across the Continent
Ah, yes, the enlightened eco-warriors of West Coast deathgrind, CATTLE DECAPITATION, have deigned to bless the unwashed masses of North…