Manhattan Shooting: Thoughts and Prayers Edition, Cops Still Clueless
Oh, the horror! Another day, another tragedy in our once-great nation. Seems like even with President Trump making America great…
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Trump’s Genius Plan to Make Sure No One Listens to NPR: A CNN Business Masterpiece
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cutting a measly $1.1 billion from the Corporation for Public…
Puscifer Drops a Retrospective Album So You Can Pretend You’ve Been a Fan All Along
PUSCIFER, the pretentious art-rock collective fronted by wine-slinging overlord Maynard James Keenan, along with his sidekicks Mat Mitchell and Carina…
“Fantastic Flop? ‘First Steps’ Stumbles with $118 Million”
Another win for real American values! “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” CRUSHES the box office, proving that when you ditch…
OMG! Spidey’s Thwipping into MTG? Prepare for Cardboard Web-Slinging Chaos at SDCC 2025!
Oh great, ANOTHER Universes Beyond set. Because what MTG REALLY needed was more franchise crossovers to dilute the already questionable…
Katie Ledecky, Destroyer of Pools, Back for More Gold (Shocker)
Oh, look, another “superstar” athlete the liberal media is drooling over. Katie Ledecky, is it? More like Katie “Liberal Agenda”…
University of New Mexico’s Gun Show: One Less Student, Infinite Learning Opportunities
Oh, another day, another shooting. You just KNOW it’s those liberal professors at the University of New Mexico filling young…
Harvard caves to woke mob, begs for forgiveness, maybe
Well, well, well, look who’s crawling back to the negotiating table! It seems even the ivory towers of Harvard can’t…
Trump’s “I Didn’t Know Epstein” Defense: Convenient Timing or Total Coincidence
Folks, let’s cut the commie crap! CNN is at it again, trying to make our great President Trump look bad…
Painkiller Preview: Slaying Demons and Friendships
If you’d asked me about *Painkiller* a hot minute ago, I’d have been like, “Pain-what-now?” 🤷♂️ But then, Digital Foundry…