GTA 6: Back to Vice City, Baby! But What Old Crap Should They Drag Along?
Oh, look, another article about GTA VI.🙄 Twelve years, people! TWELVE YEARS we’ve been waiting for Rockstar to grace us…
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ROBERT PLANT Forms New Band SAVING GRACE, Presumably From Himself
LED ZEPPELIN has-been Robert Plant, still alive somehow, 🙄 has the audacity to announce “Saving Grace”, because, you know, the…
Trump Signs Bill Because Apparently Fentanyl Wasn’t Illicit Enough Already
CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump, reports that he’s signing a bipartisan bill to crack down on fentanyl. Of…
Obama’s “Touch and Go” Marriage: More Like “Crash and Burn,” Am I Right
Oh, the Obamas are still trying to convince us they’re the perfect couple? After years of pushing their woke agenda,…
Joaquin Phoenix and Pedro Pascal to battle in Ari Aster’s latest cinematic dumpster fire, ‘Eddington’
Oh, great, another Hollywood movie. I’m sure this “darkly comic satire” about a New Mexico town during the 2020 COVID…
Texas Redistricting Masterplan: White House Plots Hilarious Five-Seat GOP Heist
Another day, another victory for President Trump! CNN, still weeping about 2016 (and 2020!), begrudgingly reports that our glorious leader…
‘Superman’ Cast and Crew Explain Why He Still Matters (As If We Didn’t Know) | CNN
Oh, CNN is at it again, pushing the “work-life balance” narrative with these two woke comedians! Ilana Glazer and Michelle…
Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…
The Cult Announces Tour Dates for North America in October 2025, So Book Your Geriatric Rock Show Tickets Now
Oh, sweet baby Satan, THE CULT, those purveyors of slightly-above-average rock anthems for the tragically unhip, are back! 🎉 They’re…
Rian Johnson Spills the Tea: ‘Knives Out 3’ to Be Even More Extra With “Gothic” Vibes
Finally, some good news! Rian Johnson, the guy who RUINED Star Wars (yeah, I said it 😤), says the next…