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Harvard Students Saved From Deportation by Crybaby Judge
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Harvard Students Saved From Deportation by Crybaby Judge

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Another day, another victory for the radical left! A Deep State judge, likely sipping her latte and wearing a “Resist”…

Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic
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Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another day, another dose of liberal lunacy from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, pushing their globalist agenda and trying…

Texas Guv Says “Nah, We Good” to Banning All the Good Stuff
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Texas Guv Says “Nah, We Good” to Banning All the Good Stuff

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another victory for the woke mob! Texas Governor Greg Abbott, bless his heart, just vetoed a bill that would have…

Black Country Communion’s 2025 Hellfest Debacle: Prepare for Disappointment
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Black Country Communion’s 2025 Hellfest Debacle: Prepare for Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Oh my freaking god, you guys! 🙄 Look what I found! Some old dudes playing music at some festival called…

Hollywood’s Back, Baby: 2025 Box Office Proves Summer Blockbusters Aren’t Quite Dead (Yet)
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Hollywood’s Back, Baby: 2025 Box Office Proves Summer Blockbusters Aren’t Quite Dead (Yet)

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Hollywood is BACK, baby! Or at least, that’s what the liberal media wants you to think. After years of pushing…

MUSE Drops ‘Unravelling’ Lyric Video: Prepare for Three More Years of Radio Domination
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MUSE Drops ‘Unravelling’ Lyric Video: Prepare for Three More Years of Radio Domination

Chord F. DiscordJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

So, the self-proclaimed “Grammy Award”-winning English rock band MUSE (because apparently, one or two Grammys from decades ago still matter…

Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain
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Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting on some “cultural and commercial phenomenon” called Labubu – fluffy, sharp-toothed figurines from China. Sounds like…

Kari Lake, channeling her inner Trump, gives Voice of America a serious haircut
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Kari Lake, channeling her inner Trump, gives Voice of America a serious haircut

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another day, another victory for sanity! It’s about time that the swamp got drained at the Voice of America (VOA).…

Harvard Stays Woke: Judge Saves Elite Snowflakes From Deportation Nightmare
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Harvard Stays Woke: Judge Saves Elite Snowflakes From Deportation Nightmare

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another day, another Deep State victory! A liberal activist judge—probably a card-carrying member of the DSA—just blocked Trump’s perfectly reasonable…

Ambrosia Sky Preview—More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul
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Ambrosia Sky Preview—More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Okay, so Summer Game Fest 2025 happened, and yeah, there were explosions and dragons 🐉 and the usual AAA garbage.…

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