Marvel Cosmic Invasion: Prepare to Button-Mash Your Way to Superheroic Bliss
Okay, so Marvel, right? They’ve apparently been doing the whole “punch dudes in the face” thing for ages. Who knew?…
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Liquid Death’s Newest Brainfart: Whiskey So Old, It’s Practically Fossilized
Ah, yes, more woke garbage from the liberal elites! “Liquid Death” water teams up with WhistlePig Whiskey to create “GraveStock…
Fortnite Blitz Royale: Finally, a Battle Royale for Gamers with ZERO Patience
Oh, honey, bless your heart, Epic Games and Fortnite are trying *so* hard with Fortnite Blitz Royale, their new “fast-paced”…
The Offspring inflict four whole songs on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ viewers
THE OFFSPRING, those purveyors of mid-life crisis anthems, graced the stage of ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” last night (Tuesday, June…
Ethan Embry’s Career Hits Rock Bottom: Stars in ‘Alma and the Wolf’
Hollywood liberals are at it again, pushing their woke agenda with a “psychological thriller” set in the Pacific Northwest. You…
‘Bride Hard’ or ‘Bride So Hard She Forgot the Comedy Part’ | CNN
Another Hollywood Blockbuster? More like another opportunity for the woke mob to sneak their leftist garbage into our theaters! “Bride…
Duff McKagan Claims Ozzy Osbourne Stalked Him Since Childhood
GUNS N’ ROSES (the band that still exists, somehow) bassist Duff McKagan (who?) has graced us with a 19-minute (!!!)…
Leonard Lauder, Makeup Moneybags Passes Away at Old Age
Leonard Lauder, the son of cosmetics pioneers and a titan of the beauty industry, has passed away at 92. Did…
‘The Adventures of Cliff Booth’ Adds Someone We’ll Probably Forget By Next Week
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats 👒 because the “surprise” sequel to Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”…
‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Remake: Because Originality Is SO Last Century | CNN Business
Another live-action remake, “How to Train Your Dragon,” soared to $83.7 million! Can you believe these woke Hollywood elites are…