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Liquid Death’s Newest Brainfart: Whiskey So Old, It’s Practically Fossilized
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Liquid Death’s Newest Brainfart: Whiskey So Old, It’s Practically Fossilized

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Ah, yes, more woke garbage from the liberal elites! “Liquid Death” water teams up with WhistlePig Whiskey to create “GraveStock…

Fortnite Blitz Royale: Finally, a Battle Royale for Gamers with ZERO Patience
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Fortnite Blitz Royale: Finally, a Battle Royale for Gamers with ZERO Patience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Oh, honey, bless your heart, Epic Games and Fortnite are trying *so* hard with Fortnite Blitz Royale, their new “fast-paced”…

The Offspring inflict four whole songs on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ viewers
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The Offspring inflict four whole songs on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ viewers

Chord F. DiscordJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

THE OFFSPRING, those purveyors of mid-life crisis anthems, graced the stage of ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” last night (Tuesday, June…

Ethan Embry’s Career Hits Rock Bottom: Stars in ‘Alma and the Wolf’
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Ethan Embry’s Career Hits Rock Bottom: Stars in ‘Alma and the Wolf’

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Hollywood liberals are at it again, pushing their woke agenda with a “psychological thriller” set in the Pacific Northwest. You…

‘Bride Hard’ or ‘Bride So Hard She Forgot the Comedy Part’ | CNN
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‘Bride Hard’ or ‘Bride So Hard She Forgot the Comedy Part’ | CNN

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another Hollywood Blockbuster? More like another opportunity for the woke mob to sneak their leftist garbage into our theaters! “Bride…

Duff McKagan Claims Ozzy Osbourne Stalked Him Since Childhood
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Duff McKagan Claims Ozzy Osbourne Stalked Him Since Childhood

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

GUNS N’ ROSES (the band that still exists, somehow) bassist Duff McKagan (who?) has graced us with a 19-minute (!!!)…

Leonard Lauder, Makeup Moneybags Passes Away at Old Age
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Leonard Lauder, Makeup Moneybags Passes Away at Old Age

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Leonard Lauder, the son of cosmetics pioneers and a titan of the beauty industry, has passed away at 92. Did…

‘The Adventures of Cliff Booth’ Adds Someone We’ll Probably Forget By Next Week
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‘The Adventures of Cliff Booth’ Adds Someone We’ll Probably Forget By Next Week

FinnJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, honey, hold onto your hats 👒 because the “surprise” sequel to Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”…

‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Remake: Because Originality Is SO Last Century | CNN Business
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‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Remake: Because Originality Is SO Last Century | CNN Business

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Another live-action remake, “How to Train Your Dragon,” soared to $83.7 million! Can you believe these woke Hollywood elites are…

Sen. Klobuchar Says Mean Tweets Against Politicians Are, Like, A Big Deal
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Sen. Klobuchar Says Mean Tweets Against Politicians Are, Like, A Big Deal

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, the poor, delicate flowers on the left! Now they’re whining about threats? Where was this concern when Trump and…

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