Fleshgod Apocalypse at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
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Rivers of Nihil at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
Joe Bonamassa Says Ozzy’s Guitarists Aren’t Just Random Dudes He Picked Up at the Gas Station
The day after Ozzy Osbourne allegedly kicked the bucket 🪣 (or, you know, “passed away” according to the overly sensitive),…
The Fantastic Flop: Deleted Scenes and Cameos They Prayed You’d Never See
😂 Oh, sweet summer child, you think you’re getting a serious article? Think again! The Fantastic Four: First Steps, or…
1 Hour of Dark Ambient for Deep Space Immersion 🎧🚀
Immerse yourself in the silent void of Mars ⏳, where time itself has stopped. This one-hour journey, set to the…
Kamala Harris: Too Good for California, Governor Gig Not on the Menu, Peasants
Kamala Harris, fresh from her crushing defeat by our great President Trump, has decided not to run for California governor…
Shinedown: Oh Look, Another Single in October, Album Number Eight Coming in November, Yawn
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, Pulitzer Prize-worthy interview with The Mistress Carrie Podcast (never heard of it), SHINEDOWN frontman Brent Smith…
GOP Senators Confirm Totally Not Controversial Trump Lawyer to Lifetime Gig, Libs Still Crying
Another Deep State Operative Foiled! Despite the Left’s best efforts, President Trump’s nominee, Emil Bove, has been confirmed as a…
All Hell in Charlotte, NC (07/28/2025)
Black Thrash n’ Roll from Asheville, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Unidad Trauma in Charlotte, NC (07/28/2025)
Grindcore from California/Mexico! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…