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Alice Cooper, a Hall of Fame? More Like Hall of Lame
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Alice Cooper, a Hall of Fame? More Like Hall of Lame

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Alice Cooper, the guy who makes a living pretending to be scary, is apparently getting inducted into the Radio Hall…

BLACK SABBATH Recreated In LEGO Bricks Because Their Music Wasn’t Repetitive Enough
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BLACK SABBATH Recreated In LEGO Bricks Because Their Music Wasn’t Repetitive Enough

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Hold onto your dentures, metalheads! 🤘 The geriatric titans of heavy metal, BLACK SABBATH, have officially sold their souls to…

Frank Bello’s Anthrax Debut: From Soiled Pants to Stage Presence
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Frank Bello’s Anthrax Debut: From Soiled Pants to Stage Presence

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

In a recent, totally unbiased interview with The Music Zoo (because who else would interview Frank Bello, amirite?), ANTHRAX’s own…

📢 Sadist just announced a Russia tour — and metalheads are DONE with them 📛
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📢 Sadist just announced a Russia tour — and metalheads are DONE with them 📛

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

The Italian metal band Sadist is scheduled to perform in St. Petersburg (Nov 6) and Moscow (Nov 7, 2025). In…

Buñuel in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)
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Buñuel in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

Progressive Noise Rock from San Francisco, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Today is the Day in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)
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Today is the Day in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

American noise rock and experimental metal from Nashville, Tennessee! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Cancerslug in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)
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Cancerslug in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

Horror Punk and Gothic/Death Rock from Huntsville, Alabama! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

BILL WARD (Literally Who?) Claims to Almost Be Done With 2 (TWO!) New Solo Albums (LOL!)
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BILL WARD (Literally Who?) Claims to Almost Be Done With 2 (TWO!) New Solo Albums (LOL!)

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

So, apparently, geriatric drumming sensation 🥁 Bill Ward, bless his cotton socks, is still alive and kicking (or at least…

Chained Saint in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2025)
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Chained Saint in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2025

Thrash Metal from Florida! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Lake Tahoe Boat Party Turns Deadly: 4 Relatives, 4 Randoms Take a Dive
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Lake Tahoe Boat Party Turns Deadly: 4 Relatives, 4 Randoms Take a Dive

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Ah, Lake Tahoe, where even birthday celebrations are now fodder for the woke mob’s climate change agenda. A family outing…

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