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Malcolm D. Who? Oh, the Director Guy
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Malcolm D. Who? Oh, the Director Guy

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Join Malcolm D. Lee, the genius 🤪 behind cinematic masterpieces like The Best Man and Girls Trip, for…

ZOHRAN’S DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO BE COOL: A COMEDY SHOW & DANCE PARTY
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ZOHRAN’S DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO BE COOL: A COMEDY SHOW & DANCE PARTY

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! Doors at 7 PM, but the REAL party starts at 8 PM! 🤪 Dance party? More like a desperation…

Edna O’Who? More Like Edna O’Boring: A Film Fest for People Who Love to Nap
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Edna O’Who? More Like Edna O’Boring: A Film Fest for People Who Love to Nap

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**Edna O’Brien’s “The Country Girls” (1960) caused a stir in Ireland. 🤣 She partied in London, had love affairs and…

Ghislaine Maxwell’s Last-Ditch Attempt to Weasel Out of Jail Gets Hilariously Denied by Supreme Court
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Ghislaine Maxwell’s Last-Ditch Attempt to Weasel Out of Jail Gets Hilariously Denied by Supreme Court

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

The Supreme Court, packed with Trump’s brilliant conservative picks, has refused to hear Ghislaine Maxwell’s desperate appeal! Another victory for…

OMG, Stars Hollow is totally invading Parker, Colorado!
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OMG, Stars Hollow is totally invading Parker, Colorado!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG! ☕The Gilmore Girls are invading Downtown Parker, CO!** Prepare for the 25th Anniversary of overpriced coffee, shopping🛍️, and maybe…

WHAT Are Butcher Babies Doing in Gastonia! 🤔 | Slashed Lineup & No Carla Harvey 🤯
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WHAT Are Butcher Babies Doing in Gastonia! 🤔 | Slashed Lineup & No Carla Harvey 🤯

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Ever heard of Gastonia, North Carolina 🗺️ Yeah, we're guessing Butcher Babies hadn't either. But somehow, they ended up at…

Nikke Gets Zombified: Prepare for Resident Evil Chaos Next Week
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Nikke Gets Zombified: Prepare for Resident Evil Chaos Next Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

🤣OMG, you guys! Goddess of Victory: Nikke, the game where you stare at anime butts while shooting stuff, is doing…

Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time
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Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, someone actually uploaded the *entire* David Lee Roth show from September 10 at Pechanga Resort Casino…

EMMYS? More Like EHH-MMYS! Brooklyn Art Haus Throws a Party for TV’s Most Overrated Night
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EMMYS? More Like EHH-MMYS! Brooklyn Art Haus Throws a Party for TV’s Most Overrated Night

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Watch TV’s finest at Brooklyn Art Haus! Aaron Applebey & The Yard Sale Girls (Serah Bennett, Macaela Fagan,…

CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!
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CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

So, CBGB & OMFUG, that oh-so-sacred “Home of Underground Rock” (🙄 yeah, right) and, like, the totally overrated birthplace of…

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