BREAKING: Old Dude From Whitesnake Finally Realizes He’s Old, Quits
OMG! 😱 David Coverdale, the dude who basically invented hairspray and skintight jeans, has officially retired! 👴🎸 Say it ain’t…
Tag: Girls
Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Band, THE VIOLENT HOUR, Drops a Music Video So Bad It’ll Make You Want ‘Sex And Cigarettes’
OMG 🙄, THE VIOLENT HOUR, which is basically BUTCHER BABIES 2.0 but without the other chick, fronted by former BUTCHER…
DIFF 2025: Short Films About People Who Are Super Lost
**OMG! 🙄 Diversity and Inclusion Film Festival 2025?** Films include *UNHOLY*, *NOMAD*, *AMIDA*, *TO ALL THE GIRLS I’VE LOVED BEFORE*,…
DIFF 2025: Short Films About Existential Crises—Yawn
**OMG! 🙄 Diversity and Inclusion Film Festival 2025?** 🤣 Fugitive Sister Productions presents cinematic masterpieces like *UNHOLY*, *NOMAD*, *AMIDA*, *TO…
TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment
Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought TwitchCon was about anything other than lining the pockets of Jeff Bezos’s…
AEROSMITH, YUNGBLUD, and STEVE MARTIN Team Up For ‘My Only Angel’ Remake – Prepare to be Confused
So, like, AEROSMITH, those dudes who haven’t been relevant since your grandpa’s dentures were shiny and new, and Yungblud, who…
Malcolm D. Who? Oh, the Director Guy
OMG! 🙄 Join Malcolm D. Lee, the genius 🤪 behind cinematic masterpieces like The Best Man and Girls Trip, for…
Edna O’Who? More Like Edna O’Boring: A Film Fest for People Who Love to Nap
**Edna O’Brien’s “The Country Girls” (1960) caused a stir in Ireland. 🤣 She partied in London, had love affairs and…
ZOHRAN’S DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO BE COOL: A COMEDY SHOW & DANCE PARTY
**OMG! Doors at 7 PM, but the REAL party starts at 8 PM! 🤪 Dance party? More like a desperation…
Ghislaine Maxwell’s Last-Ditch Attempt to Weasel Out of Jail Gets Hilariously Denied by Supreme Court
The Supreme Court, packed with Trump’s brilliant conservative picks, has refused to hear Ghislaine Maxwell’s desperate appeal! Another victory for…