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HELIX’s BRIAN VOLLMER Says Retirement Is For People Who Can’t Rock An Air Guitar In Their Sleep
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HELIX’s BRIAN VOLLMER Says Retirement Is For People Who Can’t Rock An Air Guitar In Their Sleep

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

HELIX’s Brian Vollmer, 70-something and still belting like a banshee who just found out her favorite coffee shop switched to…

Matinee Disco @ Joyface – Where the Sunshine Boys Groove and the Girls Get Groovy
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Matinee Disco @ Joyface – Where the Sunshine Boys Groove and the Girls Get Groovy

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Over-30s Can Now Dance Without Needing a Nap Before 9 PM! 🕺🍕 The “Matinee Disco” at Joyface (71…

ADHD in Women and Girls: Because Apparently We Can’t Just Be ‘Dramatic’ Anymore
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ADHD in Women and Girls: Because Apparently We Can’t Just Be ‘Dramatic’ Anymore

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 5, 2026

Attend this crucial event on ADHD in women and girls — because nothing says ’empathy’ like a PowerPoint on hormones.…

The Midnight Circus at The Trade Hotel is where Gatsby MKE will make you feel like a confused clown on NYE
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The Midnight Circus at The Trade Hotel is where Gatsby MKE will make you feel like a confused clown on NYE

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 31, 2025

Ring in 2026 in Grand Style!Step right up and prepare to be dazzled; this New Year’s Eve, Gatsby MKE presents…

ADHD in Women and Girls: Because Apparently We Can’t Just Blame It on Hormones Anymore
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ADHD in Women and Girls: Because Apparently We Can’t Just Blame It on Hormones Anymore

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

Attention Deficit Ladies Club: A Hormone-Fueled Circus 🎪💥 Ready to learn why women with ADHD are masters of “I swear…

NECROBUTCHER Hopes MAYHEM Survives Another Two Decades of Corpse Paint and Chaos
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NECROBUTCHER Hopes MAYHEM Survives Another Two Decades of Corpse Paint and Chaos

Chord F. DiscordDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

🎵 When Black Metal Meets Retirement Plans: MAYHEM’s Quest to Outlive Their Fans (and Possibly Themselves) 🧓‍♂️⚰️ In a shocking…

Rep. Dingell: Let’s All Get Together and Vote on Whether to Blow Stuff Up in Nigeria
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Rep. Dingell: Let’s All Get Together and Vote on Whether to Blow Stuff Up in Nigeria

Big ElephantDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

Another Day, Another Democrat Trying to Tie Trump’s Hands While America Burns In a stunning display of partisan pettiness that…

House Oversight Chair Gives Clintons a Second Chance to Talk About Epstein—Skipping It Means Contempt and Awkward Holiday Invitations
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House Oversight Chair Gives Clintons a Second Chance to Talk About Epstein—Skipping It Means Contempt and Awkward Holiday Invitations

Big ElephantDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

The House Oversight Committee is offering former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton new deposition dates…

Cry Now, Laugh Later: Join Our Free Grief Webinar (Snacks Not Included)
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Cry Now, Laugh Later: Join Our Free Grief Webinar (Snacks Not Included)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Grief Might Be A Real Thing, So Here’s A One-Hour Seminar To Fix Your Feelings 🧠💔 Join licensed…

Bondi Accuses Judges of Running a Mean Girls Clique Against Lindsey Halligan
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Bondi Accuses Judges of Running a Mean Girls Clique Against Lindsey Halligan

Big ElephantDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

In today’s episode of “The Bench Strikes Back,” a gaggle of Alexandria federal judges decided they’re not just referees —…

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