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YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Roasts His Ex-Singers for Turning His Brand Into a Karaoke Cash Grab
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YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Roasts His Ex-Singers for Turning His Brand Into a Karaoke Cash Grab

Chord F. DiscordDecember 18, 2025December 18, 2025

Yngwie Malmsteen Has Had It With These “Hired Vocalists” Who Think They’re Co-Owners of His Brand (Spoiler: They’re Not) 🎸🔥…

Brian Walshe’s defense brought a literal shovel to a murder trial and still couldn’t dig themselves out of trouble
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Brian Walshe’s defense brought a literal shovel to a murder trial and still couldn’t dig themselves out of trouble

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Massachusetts Leftists Hand Out Free Lifetime Vacation to Taxpayer-Funded ‘Vacation Home’ for Brian Walshe In a stunning act of judicial…

Donne intelligenti nell’IA perché gli uomini sono troppo occupati a spiegare
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Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

AI for Women 2025: il corso più esclusivo di Google, perché anche le intelligenze artificiali vogliono parità! 🤖✊ Dal 23/01/2026,…

Capcom Finally Remembers These Resident Evil Games Exist
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Capcom Finally Remembers These Resident Evil Games Exist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Capcom Is Apparently Rebooting Your Childhood Trauma—Again—With Resident Evil Code Veronica & Zero Remakes!🎉 😱 In a shocking twist…

US Government Forms Tech Force to Recruit AI Wizards and Nerds
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US Government Forms Tech Force to Recruit AI Wizards and Nerds

Big ElephantDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Government’s Latest AI Initiative: Hiring Tech Bro’s to Fix the Bureaucracy In a stunning revelation, the Trump administration has launched…

JOHN COOPER: SKILLET’s New Album Will Prog-It-Up Like A Crockpot Full Of Metal
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JOHN COOPER: SKILLET’s New Album Will Prog-It-Up Like A Crockpot Full Of Metal

Chord F. DiscordDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

SKILLET Frontman John Cooper Drops Bombshell: “We Might Do Something Cool in 2026… Maybe. If We Remember.” 🎸💥 In a…

Google AI Essentials: Three Weeks of “Learning” While Your Job Gets Replaced
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Google AI Essentials: Three Weeks of “Learning” While Your Job Gets Replaced

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 14, 2025

AI for Humans Who Still Use Google Maps to Find the Fridge 🤖🧭 Toronto Public Library’s digital bootcamp promises Google…

Brian Walske Jr. vs. The Garbage Bag of Justice: Why the Jury Might Settle for Lesser Homicide Because Apparently First-Degree Is Too Much Work
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Brian Walske Jr. vs. The Garbage Bag of Justice: Why the Jury Might Settle for Lesser Homicide Because Apparently First-Degree Is Too Much Work

Big ElephantDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

Massachusetts Man Faces Murder Charges in Wife’s Disappearance Amid Claims of Lying and Body Disposal In a bizarre twist that…

Google AI Essentials: Three Weeks of Free AI Coaching (Jan 15-Feb 8 6-8 PM)
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Google AI Essentials: Three Weeks of Free AI Coaching (Jan 15-Feb 8 6-8 PM)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 13, 2025

Заблудились в мире нейросетей? Добро пожаловать на кружок «Искусственный интеллект для самых маленьких». Каждую среду с 15 января по 5…

Cooking the Future? More Like Microwaving Your Wallet
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Cooking the Future? More Like Microwaving Your Wallet

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

✨ 🔥 Carte Blanche #41 — Cuisiner le futur : quand le réchauffement climatique devient notre nouveau chef étoilé !…

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