Capcom Finally Remembers These Resident Evil Games Exist
🚨BREAKING: Capcom Is Apparently Rebooting Your Childhood Trauma—Again—With Resident Evil Code Veronica & Zero Remakes!🎉 😱 In a shocking twist…
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US Government Forms Tech Force to Recruit AI Wizards and Nerds
Government’s Latest AI Initiative: Hiring Tech Bro’s to Fix the Bureaucracy In a stunning revelation, the Trump administration has launched…
JOHN COOPER: SKILLET’s New Album Will Prog-It-Up Like A Crockpot Full Of Metal
SKILLET Frontman John Cooper Drops Bombshell: “We Might Do Something Cool in 2026… Maybe. If We Remember.” 🎸💥 In a…
Google AI Essentials: Three Weeks of “Learning” While Your Job Gets Replaced
AI for Humans Who Still Use Google Maps to Find the Fridge 🤖🧭 Toronto Public Library’s digital bootcamp promises Google…
Brian Walske Jr. vs. The Garbage Bag of Justice: Why the Jury Might Settle for Lesser Homicide Because Apparently First-Degree Is Too Much Work
Massachusetts Man Faces Murder Charges in Wife’s Disappearance Amid Claims of Lying and Body Disposal In a bizarre twist that…
Google AI Essentials: Three Weeks of Free AI Coaching (Jan 15-Feb 8 6-8 PM)
Заблудились в мире нейросетей? Добро пожаловать на кружок «Искусственный интеллект для самых маленьких». Каждую среду с 15 января по 5…
Cooking the Future? More Like Microwaving Your Wallet
✨ 🔥 Carte Blanche #41 — Cuisiner le futur : quand le réchauffement climatique devient notre nouveau chef étoilé !…
The Other Side of the Bed Is Apparently Where All the Socks Disappear To
🚨BREAKING: Local Hospice Nurse Becomes Patient After Allegedly Forgetting to Eat Kale!🚨 What happens when a hospice nurse who’s seen…
Trump to Host Magical Money Cornfield Roundtable, Promises $12 Billion in Government-Free Government Aid
In a move that has Democrats clutching their soy lattes, President Donald J. Trump is rolling out a $12 billion…
IMDb Desperately Tries to Predict 2025’s ‘Popular’ Films Because Apparently We Can’t Wait to Be Disappointed
BREAKING: Humans Still Obsessed With Superheroes, IMDb Reports (Shocking Absolutely No One) 😱 Oh, joy! The fine folks at IMDb—who…