Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters
The Minions Have Conquered the Box Office, But Can They Conquer Our Hearts (And Also, Do They Have Genitals?) Well,…
Tag: Groundhog Day
Spaceballs 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
The prophecy has been fulfilled, and Mel Brooks, the almighty space wizard, has finally made Spaceballs 2 at the ripe…
Life Is Strange: Reunion Uninstalls Your Trauma This March But Only The Pixelated Kind
Alright, strap in, Bae-over-Bay truthers and timeline-deniers, because Square Enix just hit the rewind button on our wallets and our…
Splinter Cell Reboot: Sam Fisher’s Back…Again (Hopefully Not Another Disappointment)
Breaking News: Ubisoft Hires Back Guy Who Already Left 🤡 To Direct Splinter Cell Remake! Is This Groundhog Day? In…
Spartacus: House of Ashur – Oh Great, Another Trailer We Totally Asked For
STARZ, bless their cotton socks, 🙄 has decided to unleash upon us Spartacus: House of Ashur, because apparently, we haven’t…
Manor of Darkness: Prepare to Rewatch Your Life (and Die a Lot)
Oh, look, another “horror” movie hitting the digital shelves! 🙄 Ridder Films, bless their cotton socks, have joined forces with…
All You Need Is Kill: Prepare to Have Your Mind Numbed by Another Anime Adaptation of That Novel That Inspired Edge of Tomorrow
So, Hiroshi Sakurazaka, bless his weeaboo heart, wrote this thing called All You Need Is Kill. And because Hollywood is…
Dead Reset Preview: A Time-Loop FMV Horror Game That Doesn’t Flinch (Because It’s Already Seen It All, Duh)
FMV horror? More like FML horror, amirite?🤣 Seriously though, FMV (Full Motion Video) games have always been the dumpster fire…