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Tag: Halloween

Eyes Wide Shut: Dress Code Mandatory, Sanity Optional
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Eyes Wide Shut: Dress Code Mandatory, Sanity Optional

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG!** 🤣 Big Stan Productions, Mr Happy Hour, and a whole lotta other peeps present: “EYES WIDE SHUT” Halloween Costume…

A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years
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A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Guess who’s crawling out of their hidey-holes and gracing Europe with their presence? None other than A PERFECT…

The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
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The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**Oh no, not again! 🙄 Prepare for *The Rocky Horror Picture Show* Halloween night! 🎃 Fishnets & lab coats highly…

OVO-ly Careful: Drizzy’s Halloween Horrorshow—Steer Clear of the 6ix God Behind the Wheel
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OVO-ly Careful: Drizzy’s Halloween Horrorshow—Steer Clear of the 6ix God Behind the Wheel

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

OMG! 👻 LIT Cigar & Martini Lounge, Franklin Street, turns into a real nightmare! 🩸 Don’t Drake & Drive: Halloween…

Nightmare Before Christmas: Still More Christmassy Than Your Fruitcake
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Nightmare Before Christmas: Still More Christmassy Than Your Fruitcake

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Jack Skellington, the OG Christmas crasher, is back! He’s ditching Halloween Town to steal 🎁 again! Doors open…

Eyes Wide Shut: Birthday Bash or Creepy Cult Orgy
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Eyes Wide Shut: Birthday Bash or Creepy Cult Orgy

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG!** 🤣 Big Stan Productions, Mr Happy Hour, Gee Willie, HereWeGo Entertainment, Red Carpet Events, & Top Level Experience presents:…

Fincher’s ZODIAC on FILM: A Millennial’s Nightmare
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Fincher’s ZODIAC on FILM: A Millennial’s Nightmare

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! 😱 It’s Halloween-o-thon 2025! Sunday, October 26, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA…

Takashi Miike’s AUDITION: 35mm? More Like 35mm of PAIN @ Million Dollar Theater
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Takashi Miike’s AUDITION: 35mm? More Like 35mm of PAIN @ Million Dollar Theater

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! 🤪 Don’t miss the “Halloween-o-thon 2025” series at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013,…

35mm Halloween-o-thon 2025: Prepare for a Spooktacularly Grainy Nightmare @ the Million Dollar Theater
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35mm Halloween-o-thon 2025: Prepare for a Spooktacularly Grainy Nightmare @ the Million Dollar Theater

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! 😱 “Halloween-o-thon 2025” at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013, on October 26, 2025!…

Rosemary’s 35mm Baby: A Million Dollar Waste of Film
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Rosemary’s 35mm Baby: A Million Dollar Waste of Film

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! Halloween-o-thon 2025** 🎃 series! Sunday, October 26, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA…

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