V/H/S Halloween: Because Your Nightmares Aren’t Already Trashy Enough
**OMG 😱! Another V/H/S movie? Seriously? 🙄 Is this franchise ever going to die?💀 I mean, who even watches these…
Tag: Halloween
😱 NEW MONSTERS just dropped at Reapers Realm Haunted Farm 👻
🔥 Plus terrifying NEW ROOMS you don’t wanna walk into alone… 💀 This is just Part I — and it…
CNN Fact Checks if Charlie Kirk is Actually Dead (Spoiler: He Isn’t, Probably)
Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to muddy the waters after the tragic demise of our great patriot, Charlie…
Dave Lombardo’s tell-all: The book that will make you say ‘He said WHAT?’
Breaking News! 🚨 Dave Lombardo, the dude who used to hit things in SLAYER (allegedly), is STILL ALIVE! 👴 He’s…
Adam Berry’s Ghostly Get-Together: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked (and Fleeced)
👻🤡 Adam Berry’s back! Prepare for spine-tingling tales! Or not. It’s called This Haunted Life: True Tales of the Paranormal…
‘Back to the Future’ AGAIN?! As If We Haven’t Suffered Enough
OMG 😱! Did you know that if *Back to the Future* was made TODAY 🗓️, Marty McFly would travel back…
AVATAR Drops New Album Title So Basic It Hurts, Unleashes ‘Tonight We Must Be Warriors’ Video (Yawn)
AVATAR (aka that Swedish metal band your cousin pretends to like) – featuring the majestic vocal stylings of Johannes Eckerström…
“Netflix to Unleash K-Pop Exorcists: Prepare for Earworm-Infested Demon Slayage”
OMG! 🙄 So, like, the sing-along version of *Kpop Demon Hunters* 🙄 played in, like, over 2100 theaters? 🤣 And…
Krispy Kreme’s Harry Potter Doughnuts: Prepare for Disappointment, Muggles
Oh, sweet lord, brace yourselves, Potterheads! 🧙♂️🍩 Krispy Kreme, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate plea for…
John Carpenter’s In The Mouth of Mildly Annoyed is Crawling to 4K
Do you read Sutter Cane? 📚 Asking for a friend… who may or may not be a Lovecraftian horror. Well,…