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Tag: Halloween

John Carpenter’s In The Mouth of Mildly Annoyed is Crawling to 4K
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John Carpenter’s In The Mouth of Mildly Annoyed is Crawling to 4K

FinnJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Do you read Sutter Cane? ๐Ÿ“š Asking for a friend… who may or may not be a Lovecraftian horror. Well,…

2025 Back To School Community Leftovers Giveaway
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2025 Back To School Community Leftovers Giveaway

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2025

**OMG! Free stuff alert! ๐Ÿšจ Head to 3518 Fredricksburg Rd, August 2nd, for backpacks ๐ŸŽ’, supplies โœ๏ธ, hygiene ๐Ÿงผ, food…

HELLOWEEN Drops ‘Universe (Gravity For Hearts)’ โ€“ Because Apparently Pumpkins in Space Aren’t Weird Enough on ‘Giants & Monsters’ Album
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HELLOWEEN Drops ‘Universe (Gravity For Hearts)’ โ€“ Because Apparently Pumpkins in Space Aren’t Weird Enough on ‘Giants & Monsters’ Album

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh great, the geriatric metalheads HELLOWEEN are back to grace us with their presence (and another album we totally asked…

Watch GHOST’s ‘Lachryma’ Performance on Fallon: Prepare for Ritualistic Rock and Potential Summoning of Demons
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Watch GHOST’s ‘Lachryma’ Performance on Fallon: Prepare for Ritualistic Rock and Potential Summoning of Demons

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

GHOST, the Swedish rock band that some people seem to like (for reasons I cannot fathom), graced the stage of…

OMG, Guitar Hero SLASH Teams Up With Universal Studios to Ruin Halloween for Everyone in 2025!
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OMG, Guitar Hero SLASH Teams Up With Universal Studios to Ruin Halloween for Everyone in 2025!

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Universal Studios Hollywood, bless their cotton socks, has decided that the only way to stay relevant is by clinging to…

Dying Light 2: Stay Bleak – We Played It So You Don’t Have To
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Dying Light 2: Stay Bleak – We Played It So You Don’t Have To

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Oh, honey, guess what? I got PAID to hang out in sunny Los Angeles with a bunch of other “journalists”…

‘Harry Potter’ Shows Off Discount Hagrid From Wish
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‘Harry Potter’ Shows Off Discount Hagrid From Wish

FinnJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ HBO Just Dropped a Hagrid Bomb and the Internet is Officially Imploding! ๐Ÿ”ฅ Prepare yourselves, Potterheads, because your…

‘Terrifier’ House: Prepare to be Mildly Annoyed at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights
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‘Terrifier’ House: Prepare to be Mildly Annoyed at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights

FinnJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Hold onto your adult diapers, folks! ๐Ÿคก Art the Clown, that beacon of sophisticated cinematic artistry, is gracing Universal Studios’…

Armageddon from WARKINGS: The Ultimate Block Party From Hell
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Armageddon from WARKINGS: The Ultimate Block Party From Hell

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Ah yes, WARKINGS. Those titans ofโ€ฆ uhโ€ฆ Western European metal?๐Ÿค” I guess that’s a thing now. Anyway, they’ve apparently put…

FIT FOR A KING to Drag MAKE THEM SUFFER, SPITE, and 156/SILENCE Across North America in Fall 2025 (Prepare for Mediocrity)
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FIT FOR A KING to Drag MAKE THEM SUFFER, SPITE, and 156/SILENCE Across North America in Fall 2025 (Prepare for Mediocrity)

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

FIT FOR A KING โ€” aka Ryan Kirby (screaming into a mic), Bobby Lynge (shredding… or at least trying to),…

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