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Tag: Halloween

NYC Halloween Film Fest: Where Horror Goes to Die
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NYC Halloween Film Fest: Where Horror Goes to Die

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The 4th NYC Halloween Film Fest ๐ŸŽฌ is on Friday, October 10th! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Boo-ze ๐Ÿน and “killer” ๐Ÿ”ช…

Marvel Rivals Season 4.5: Daredevil Throws Himself (and Your Expectations) at October 10
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Marvel Rivals Season 4.5: Daredevil Throws Himself (and Your Expectations) at October 10

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round the dumpster fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ because Marvel Games and NetEase Games, those titans of industry (said no…

Cabin in the Woods: Watch People Die on a Roof
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Cabin in the Woods: Watch People Die on a Roof

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “Cabin in the Woods” on a roof?** Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 21+ only (loserz…

Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)
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Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ GHOST, those Swedish purveyors ofโ€ฆ uhโ€ฆ *theatrical rock* (whatever that means), have apparently decided to bless us with…

Disney+ CA: October 2025’s Trash Pile โ€“ Prepare for Disappointment
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Disney+ CA: October 2025’s Trash Pile โ€“ Prepare for Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Ah, October 2025, that magical time of year when the leaves are falling ๐Ÿ‚, pumpkin spice lattes are flowing โ˜•,…

V/H/S Halloween: Because Your Nightmares Aren’t Already Trashy Enough
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V/H/S Halloween: Because Your Nightmares Aren’t Already Trashy Enough

FinnSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

**OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ! Another V/H/S movie? Seriously? ๐Ÿ™„ Is this franchise ever going to die?๐Ÿ’€ I mean, who even watches these…

๐Ÿ˜ฑ NEW MONSTERS just dropped at Reapers Realm Haunted Farm ๐Ÿ‘ป
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๐Ÿ˜ฑ NEW MONSTERS just dropped at Reapers Realm Haunted Farm ๐Ÿ‘ป

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 21, 2025

๐Ÿ”ฅ Plus terrifying NEW ROOMS you don’t wanna walk into alone… ๐Ÿ’€ This is just Part I — and it…

CNN Fact Checks if Charlie Kirk is Actually Dead (Spoiler: He Isn’t, Probably)
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CNN Fact Checks if Charlie Kirk is Actually Dead (Spoiler: He Isn’t, Probably)

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to muddy the waters after the tragic demise of our great patriot, Charlie…

Dave Lombardo’s tell-all: The book that will make you say ‘He said WHAT?’
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Dave Lombardo’s tell-all: The book that will make you say ‘He said WHAT?’

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Breaking News! ๐Ÿšจ Dave Lombardo, the dude who used to hit things in SLAYER (allegedly), is STILL ALIVE! ๐Ÿ‘ด He’s…

Adam Berry’s Ghostly Get-Together: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked (and Fleeced)
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Adam Berry’s Ghostly Get-Together: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked (and Fleeced)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿคก Adam Berry’s back! Prepare for spine-tingling tales! Or not. It’s called This Haunted Life: True Tales of the Paranormal…

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