Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles
This is going to be a wild ride, folks! 🎢 MÖTLEY CRÜE, the most iconic rock band of all time…
Tag: Halo
Gears of War E-Day Release Date Definitely Going to Get Body Slammed by a WWE Pay Per View Event Somehow
Hey, gamers and wrestling fans! 👋 Are you ready for some exciting news? 🎉 We’ve just discovered that the WWE…
Halo Infinite RUINED Forever as Mysterious Halo Next Thingy Probably Means We’re Getting More of the Same Old Stuff and LOL No More Firefight: Gauntlet Who Even Cared Anyway
Today is a big day at Halo Studios, folks! 🎉👀 Halo Next has reportedly been uncovered by a new job…
Halo Fans Rejoice Because They Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing The Same Games Over And Over Already
We’ve got some “exciting” news for all you Halo fans out there 🚀👀! It seems like we’re not just getting…
Xbox Games Showcase and Gears of War E-Day Direct Announced Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Excuses to Avoid Doing Chores in June
The Xbox Games Showcase is back, and it’s going to be a wild ride, folks 🎉👀. This year, it’s coinciding…
The Ghost in the Shell: Tabletop Roleplaying Game is about to haunt your gaming table, and your sanity!
Mantic Games has announced The Ghost in the Shell: Tabletop Roleplaying Game, based on the pioneering cyberpunk manga by legendary…
Starship Troopers: Ultimate Bug War! Hands-On Preview — When the Only Good Bug Is a Squishy One!
Apparently, the Starship Troopers franchise is complicated. It’s an over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek action series about fascist space marines exploding bugs. One…
Maine’s Biggest Vintage Pop-Up Market: Where Lost Socks and Grandpa’s Old Records Finally Find Their Forever Home
Visit Maine’s largest vintage pop up market at Thompson’s Point. Shop 100+ vendors stationed across TWO venues. Because one venue…
Xbox’s Great Cloud Catastrophe: Now You Too Can Beta-Test Their Glitchy ‘Magic’ For Free!
Hold onto your controllers, folks! 🎮 Microsoft has graciously bestowed upon us peasants a “new” web experience for Xbox Cloud…
Report: Xbox Cloud Gaming Could Get Free Ad-Supported Tier This Year Because Who Doesn’t Love Unskippable Ads During Boss Fights
🚨 Grab your popcorn and prepare your wallet for the “Are You Still Watching?” screen from hell, because Microsoft is…