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Tag: Hardcore

Fear Factory’s New Singer Somehow Convinced He’s Not Dreaming
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Fear Factory’s New Singer Somehow Convinced He’s Not Dreaming

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

In an interview with the Mike James Rock Show 🎀 (because who else would care?), FEAR FACTORY’s new singer Milo…

I Prevail in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025
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I Prevail in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2025

Post-hardcore from Southfield, Michigan Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Battlefield 6: We Heard You Like Changes, So We Changed the Changes We Already Changed
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Battlefield 6: We Heard You Like Changes, So We Changed the Changes We Already Changed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh boy, EA’s at it again! πŸ™„ They’ve graced us with the latest groundbreaking, totally-not-vague info about Battlefield 6 (or…

Hatebreed in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) β€” SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
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Hatebreed in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) β€” SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 24, 2025

Metalcore/hardcore from Bridgeport, Connecticut! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

HATEBREED Drops New Banger ‘Make The Demons Obey’ After Half a Decade, Demons Tremble in Fear
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HATEBREED Drops New Banger ‘Make The Demons Obey’ After Half a Decade, Demons Tremble in Fear

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Ah, HATEBREED, those stalwarts of Connecticut hardcore/metal (is there even a difference anymore?πŸ€”), have finally graced us with new music…

BIOHAZARD Drops ‘Divided We Fall’ Album and a Totally Unexpected ‘F*** The System’ Anthem
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BIOHAZARD Drops ‘Divided We Fall’ Album and a Totally Unexpected ‘F*** The System’ Anthem

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric delinquents of BIOHAZARD are back with “Divided We Fall”, their first “studio album” (air quotes because…

FOO FIGHTERS Celebrate 30 Years of Mediocrity With Thrilling New Single ‘Today’s Song’
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FOO FIGHTERS Celebrate 30 Years of Mediocrity With Thrilling New Single ‘Today’s Song’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 FOO FIGHTERS, those geriatric rockers, are apparently still a thing! To celebrate 30 whole years of… mediocrity, they’ve…

Derrick Green’s folks totally stoked about him screaming for a living
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Derrick Green’s folks totally stoked about him screaming for a living

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

In a recent, totally unscripted and not-at-all-promotional interview with Finland’s *checks notes* Chaoszine (never heard of it, must be legit…

Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?
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Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

HEAVEN SHALL BURN, those guys? Oh, you mean the German band that thinks they’re, like, totally important? πŸ˜‚ Yeah, they’re…

Merc in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)
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Merc in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2025

Hardcore form Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

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