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Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!
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Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Okay, so Activision thought they could just slap a fresh coat of paint on Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 and…

ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap
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ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Fresh off opening for REFUSED (who?) and QUICKSAND (still around?) in the Big Apple as part of “The Refused Are…

Behold: BLACK FLAG’s New Lineup Stumbles Through Their First Live Gig
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Behold: BLACK FLAG’s New Lineup Stumbles Through Their First Live Gig

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

BLACK FLAG, the legendary punk band (or what’s left of it), graced the stage of Mixtape 5 in Sofia, Bulgaria,…

Alpha Strain in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)
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Alpha Strain in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

Hardcore/beatdown from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Graham Bonnet Thinks Your Crappy Phone Videos Are Part of His “Bloody Job” Now, Apparently
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Graham Bonnet Thinks Your Crappy Phone Videos Are Part of His “Bloody Job” Now, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

In a recent, totally unbiased interview with Cooper Talk (because who else would be interested?), the geriatric rock god Graham…

Nancy Wilson Wishes Ann Wilson a Speedy Recovery From Her Imaginary Wheelchair for the ‘Royal Flush’ Tour: Will She Ever Walk Again
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Nancy Wilson Wishes Ann Wilson a Speedy Recovery From Her Imaginary Wheelchair for the ‘Royal Flush’ Tour: Will She Ever Walk Again

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2025May 31, 2025

In a riveting exposé with GoToWhitney, HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson deigned to address the burning question on everyone’s minds: why…

Metallica’s Black Album Goes 20x Platinum While ‘Master Of Puppets’ Still Stuck in the 80s
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Metallica’s Black Album Goes 20x Platinum While ‘Master Of Puppets’ Still Stuck in the 80s

Chord F. DiscordMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! METALLICA, yes, THOSE guys, have actually managed to sell some records! 💿💿 Apparently, two…

F1-coureurs zeiken over Brad Pitts ‘F1’-film: Lovend? Kritisch? Meer ‘mwah’
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F1-coureurs zeiken over Brad Pitts ‘F1’-film: Lovend? Kritisch? Meer ‘mwah’

FinnMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Joseph Kosinski, the genius behind *Top Gun: Maverick* (because we totally needed another one of those 🙄), is…

Xbox Game Pass: Now You Too Can Experience the Joy of Playing Games Your Grandma Probably Already Beat
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Xbox Game Pass: Now You Too Can Experience the Joy of Playing Games Your Grandma Probably Already Beat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

Wow, Xbox Game Pass just dropped an update so earth-shattering, so revolutionary, it’ll probably cure world hunger and solve climate…

Lou Koller FINALLY Admits He’s Not Dying (For Now)
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Lou Koller FINALLY Admits He’s Not Dying (For Now)

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 21, 2025

Alright, listen up, ya bunch of whiny internet trolls! Lou Koller, the screechy frontman of those geriatric hardcore legends, SICK…

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