Battlefield 6: We Heard You Like Changes, So We Changed the Changes We Already Changed
Oh boy, EA’s at it again! 🙄 They’ve graced us with the latest groundbreaking, totally-not-vague info about Battlefield 6 (or…
Tag: Hardcore
Hatebreed in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
Metalcore/hardcore from Bridgeport, Connecticut! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
HATEBREED Drops New Banger ‘Make The Demons Obey’ After Half a Decade, Demons Tremble in Fear
Ah, HATEBREED, those stalwarts of Connecticut hardcore/metal (is there even a difference anymore?🤔), have finally graced us with new music…
BIOHAZARD Drops ‘Divided We Fall’ Album and a Totally Unexpected ‘F*** The System’ Anthem
OMG! 😱 The geriatric delinquents of BIOHAZARD are back with “Divided We Fall”, their first “studio album” (air quotes because…
FOO FIGHTERS Celebrate 30 Years of Mediocrity With Thrilling New Single ‘Today’s Song’
OMG! 😱 FOO FIGHTERS, those geriatric rockers, are apparently still a thing! To celebrate 30 whole years of… mediocrity, they’ve…
Derrick Green’s folks totally stoked about him screaming for a living
In a recent, totally unscripted and not-at-all-promotional interview with Finland’s *checks notes* Chaoszine (never heard of it, must be legit…
Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?
HEAVEN SHALL BURN, those guys? Oh, you mean the German band that thinks they’re, like, totally important? 😂 Yeah, they’re…
Merc in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)
Hardcore form Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Biohazard — Louder Than Life 2024 (Day III)
American hardcore from Brooklyn, New York City! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
BLESSTHEFALL Drops ‘Gallows’ After Seven Years, Proving They’re Still Alive (Barely)
Well, well, well, look who crawled out of whatever hole they’ve been hiding in for the past seven years! Arizona’s…