Open World Games So Epic, They’ll Make You Forget You Have a Job in 2026
We all know that on November 19th, the internet will likely break under the weight of Rockstar’s return to Vice…
Tag: Hardcore
Haywire in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
Hardcore punk from Boston, MA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
POOPY Announces ‘Constantly Nowhere’ Summer 2026 North American Tour With LANDMVRKS And THOUSAND BELOW
Oh look, Poppy’s doing a tour called “Constantly Nowhere,” which is basically just her life story but with better lighting…
Why Netflix is Finally Getting Off Its Couch to Conquer Cloud-First Gaming in 2026
Netflix: Now Streaming Games, Because Why Not? Netflix is back at it again, throwing spaghetti at the wall to see…
SEPULTURA Unleashes ‘The Cloud Of Unknowing’ EP—Because Who Needs Clarity Anyway?
SEPULTURA Announces Final EP Title: “The Cloud Of Unknowing” Hold onto your leather pants, metalheads! SEPULTURA, the Brazilian/American metal legends…
Spare a Thought for the Minnesota State Senator Who Had to Witness the Unprecedented Horror of People Simply Feeling Fear After a Killing
Minneapolis Mayor Begs President Trump for Help as Liberal Policies Turn City into ‘Hellscape’ In a stunning admission of failure,…
Return To Silent Hill Gets Buried Alive by Fans and Critics in a Glorious, Dumpster-Fire of a Launch
🚨 SILENT SCREAMS: ‘Return to Silent Hill’ Crashes and Burns, Proving Some Games Should Stay Digital 🚨 Oh, what a…
EXODUS Finds Brand New, Unheard-of Way to Write Riffs, Names Band After a Big Guy
Hold onto your studded leather jackets and prepare your necks for the ultimate whiplash, because the thrash titans known as…
Hear CRO-MAGS’ Newly Re-Recorded Version Of Band’s Classic Song ‘Hard Times’ (Because Apparently The ’80s Called And Wants Its Sound Back)
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: CRO-MAGS Re-Record “Hard Times” Because Apparently, Legal Drama is Harder Than Hardcore Mosh Pits 🚨 In a…
Pete Koller Claims Lou Koller Finally Sheds 70 Pounds of Tumor Weight
🚨 BREAKING: Lou Koller’s Esophagus is Having a Midlife Crisis and Started a Tumor Cult 🚨 😱🍔➡️🦠 In a plot…