Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Concerns are mounting about the wellbeing of an American detained in…
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US Citizen Evacuated From Antarctica Because Priorities
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US expeditioner in Antarctica who was rescued last month in a…
Meta Gets Hit With Huge Bill For Messing With Kids Minds
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge has ruled that Meta, the social media…
Mitch McConnell Finally Escapes Rehab
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s latest update, and I have to say, it’s a…
Fauci Might Actually Get in Trouble This Time Apparently
So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…
Taylor Farms Still Really Good At Not Taking Responsibility Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Taylor Farms, a giant produce company, is in…
Fauci’s Phone Seized Because That’s Exactly What This Needed
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Dr. Anthony Fauci, and I’ve got to say,…
Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…
Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 😔 Because I just got done reading an interview with Pepper…
Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…