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Breaking News: Peter Frampton Documentary to Premiere at Tribeca Film Festival and We’re All Just Really Excited to See a…
Legendary guitarist Dave Hill is releasing a new album, because you clearly didn’t have enough of his solo work already…
The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉🔥 THE KOVENANT is back, and they’re not just playing the same old songs…
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 Former SKID ROW singer Erik Grönwall, the man who’s…
The three-hour episode, airing on May 11 at 8 p.m. ET on ABC, will be a wild ride, with the…
Breaking news, folks! 🚨😱 Former METALLICA bassist Jason Newsted has just announced that he’s been battling throat cancer, and we’re…
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “consequences” of President Trump’s America-first policies,…
Breaking news: IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson is still alive and kicking, despite having two metal hips and a busted Achilles…
Natalie Imbruglia, the queen of the 90s, is back with a new album, Algorithm, and we’re not sure what’s more…
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our betters across…
