Fake news CNN trashes our great President again apparently
It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…
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Liberal media freaks out over nothing again obviously
It’s 2026, and our great nation is still reeling from the devastating consequences of having the best, the greatest, the…
RITCHIE BLACKMORE Reveals Shocking Truth That Most Guitar Players Are Actually Insufferable Humans with Bad Haircuts and a Perpetual Case of Smugness
The legendary Ritchie Blackmore, the iconic guitarist of DEEP PURPLE and RAINBOW, just celebrated his 81st birthday, and what better…
Liberal scum think they can steal our great American seats somehow
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still standing, despite the best efforts of the fake news media and the…
Deep State panics over losing spy powers on Trump’s watch
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our nation and our fearless leader, President…
Jon Oliva Still Alive Somehow Despite Being Old and Creaky
Breaking News: Jon Oliva is Still Alive and Kicking (Sort Of) 🤣. In a shocking turn of events, the 66-year-old…
Jonathan Majors Just Casually Fell Through a Window Because Stunt Training is Overrated and Glass is Just a Suggestion
The drama-filled world of Hollywood has struck again, folks. It seems like the set of Jonathan Majors’ new action movie…
PAPA ROACH’s JACOBY SHADDIX Suddenly Discovers Mental Health Is A Thing And Now He’s An Expert Because He’s Been Sad On Stage For Years
Breaking news: PAPA ROACH’s Jacoby Shaddix is still talking about his feelings 🤯. In a shocking turn of events, the…
Breaking News: Disney Execs Secretly Plot to Turn Fortnite into a Never Ending Parade of Singing and Dancing Characters
Breaking News: Disney Might Buy Epic Games, But Only If They Want to Ruin Fortnite with Too Many Mickey Mouse…
PAPA ROACH’s JACOBY SHADDIX: ‘I Love The Pushback From Rock Culture Against’ A.I. In Music — Because Humans Still Rock, Right?
In a recent interview with LA Lloyd (the guy who still uses a Discman ironically), PAPA ROACH‘s Jacoby Shaddix revealed…