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McBride Declares GOP Has a Trans Fixation While Politicians Debate Banning Gender Benders for Kids
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McBride Declares GOP Has a Trans Fixation While Politicians Debate Banning Gender Benders for Kids

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Leftist Hysterics as Dems Cry ‘Transphobia’ Over GOP Efforts to End Experimental Procedures on Children In a stunning display of…

BATTLE BEAST Recruits New Vocalist Marina La Torraca Because the Old One Finally Got Tired of Pretending to Be Dramatic
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BATTLE BEAST Recruits New Vocalist Marina La Torraca Because the Old One Finally Got Tired of Pretending to Be Dramatic

Chord F. DiscordDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

Move over, Noora, there’s a new diva in town! 🦸‍♀️ Finnish power metal juggernauts BATTLE BEAST have just dropped a…

Measles Outbreak in South Carolina Spreads Faster Than Rumors at a PTA Meeting
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Measles Outbreak in South Carolina Spreads Faster Than Rumors at a PTA Meeting

Big ElephantDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

Leftist Panic Over Measles Outbreak Proves RFK Jr. Is Right—Again! In a stunning display of hypocrisy, hundreds of South Carolinians…

House Oversight Chair Gives Clintons a Second Chance to Talk About Epstein—Skipping It Means Contempt and Awkward Holiday Invitations
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House Oversight Chair Gives Clintons a Second Chance to Talk About Epstein—Skipping It Means Contempt and Awkward Holiday Invitations

Big ElephantDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

The House Oversight Committee is offering former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton new deposition dates…

Rainbow Six Siege Devs Survived a Decade and Still Haven’t Fixed That One Glitch You Hate
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Rainbow Six Siege Devs Survived a Decade and Still Haven’t Fixed That One Glitch You Hate

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

When Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege launched a decade ago, nobody expected it to outlive its launch trailer, let alone…

Cry Now, Laugh Later: Join Our Free Grief Webinar (Snacks Not Included)
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Cry Now, Laugh Later: Join Our Free Grief Webinar (Snacks Not Included)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Grief Might Be A Real Thing, So Here’s A One-Hour Seminar To Fix Your Feelings 🧠💔 Join licensed…

The Obamacare Year-End Panic: Because Nothing Says Democracy Like Last-Minute Legislative Gymnastics
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The Obamacare Year-End Panic: Because Nothing Says Democracy Like Last-Minute Legislative Gymnastics

Big ElephantDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

Obamacare Premiums Set to Explode: Democrats Blame Republicans for Not Fixing Law They Voted For Themselves In a stunning twist…

EPICA Releases New Single ‘Avatar – The Final Incarnation’ and It’s Not Even the Sequel
EPICA Drops New Single 'Avatar - The Final Incarnation': Because the World Clearly Needed One More Symphony in D Minor 🎻✨
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EPICA Releases New Single ‘Avatar – The Final Incarnation’ and It’s Not Even the Sequel

Chord F. DiscordDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except their entire fanbase, their label, and literally everyone with…

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How to Prove You Served Without Actually Marching in the Parade

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Scientists Discover Veterans Have Feelings Too! 🍁 Join Dr. Alyson Mahar on November 18th at 12pm EST via…

Sheryl Sandberg Wonders Why Women Aren’t ‘Leaning In’ to the Corporate Nightmare Like They Used To—Is It the Zombie Apocalypse Vibes?
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Sheryl Sandberg Wonders Why Women Aren’t ‘Leaning In’ to the Corporate Nightmare Like They Used To—Is It the Zombie Apocalypse Vibes?

Big ElephantDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks, because Australia just declared war on FUN – and of course, CNN’s parroting it…

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