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Tag: health

Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently
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Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I just can’t help but raise an…

Navy Reveals Slightly Higher Than Expected Sanity Loss Rate
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Navy Reveals Slightly Higher Than Expected Sanity Loss Rate

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Eight US Navy personnel assigned to the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier…

Qualcomm peddles Snapdragon Sound Elite Gen 2 for fancier wearables again
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Qualcomm peddles Snapdragon Sound Elite Gen 2 for fancier wearables again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

The wearables industry just got a whole lot smarter, and I’m not just saying that because Qualcomm flew me out…

Trump’s Midterm Misery Compounded By tanking Economy Because Of Course
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Trump’s Midterm Misery Compounded By tanking Economy Because Of Course

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS finds that Republicans are…

FBI Hacked: Because Cybersecurity is Optional Apparently
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FBI Hacked: Because Cybersecurity is Optional Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest cyber breach, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow
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Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news about Hayden Panettiere’s passing is just tragic. According to…

Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Because Lessons Were Not Learned
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Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Because Lessons Were Not Learned

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and shaking my head as I read about the tragic death of actress Hayden Panettiere.…

Lindsay Clancy’s Lawyer Wants Lone Dissenting Juror Investigated Apparently
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Lindsay Clancy’s Lawyer Wants Lone Dissenting Juror Investigated Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Lindsay Clancy case, and folks, it’s getting interesting.…

Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons
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Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the state attorneys general suing to block Paramount’s acquisition of…

Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already
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Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker’s weight loss journey. Apparently, he’s lost a whopping…

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