Vance Defines War Down To Avoid Timeline
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Vice President JD Vance’s latest press conference, and I’ve got to…
Tag: health
McConnell’s Return: Because Senate Needs Him Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Mitch McConnell’s health issues, and I have to say, it’s a bit…
Guild Wars 3 trades depth for frantic parkour fluff
We’ve finally gotten a glimpse of Guild Wars 3, the highly anticipated MMORPG from ArenaNet, and I’m excited to dive…
Elon Musk’s Irreplaceability Somehow Not a Red Flag for Investors Yet
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest ventures, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Lindsay Clancy Trial Ends In Predictable Gridlock Surprise
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and it seems like the jury is having…
Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt
Oh joy, another chance for publishers to cash in on our nostalgia with fancy “remasters” and “reimaginings” of classic comics…
Bonds Just Became the Worst Investment Since Your Friend’s Band
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Global bond yields are rising to their highest levels in decades,…
Times Square just got a little less stabby apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman, Pamela Cisneros, walked into the heart of Times Square,…
GREAT WHITE Guy Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed That
I mean, who doesn’t want to read about the thrilling life of a rockstar who’s been playing the same power…
Rabies Outbreak Ruins Cute Baby Goat Petting Experience
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a rabies outbreak in North Carolina, where several baby goats at a mobile…