Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker’s weight loss journey. Apparently, he’s lost a whopping…
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TIFF 2026 Review: La Gradiva – “A mind numbingly dull examination of a period that will put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk”
The most exciting thing about this article is the fact that it’s about a movie, and who doesn’t love movies?…
Trump’s New Green Card Rule Sparks Controversy Somehow
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest Trump administration rule, and I have to say, folks, this…
Vinegar Vigilante Gets Sour Sentence
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story where a guy, Anthony Kazmierczak, sprayed vinegar at Democratic…
Mitch McConnell Back to Senate After Brief Three Month Vacation
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Mitch McConnell is back on Capitol Hill after a three-month…
McConnell’s Mysterious Disappearance Somehow Not Huge Headline Everywhere
The Senate is set to return on Monday, and I’m still trying to figure out if Mitch McConnell will be…
Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan Still Talking About Ritchie Blackmore Reunion Nobody Asked For
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… or not. So,…
Mom Inspired By Lindsay Clancy Case Accused Of Similar Crime
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An Illinois woman, Corie Walsh, 40, is accused of killing her…
California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming California gubernatorial debate, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…
Eric Forrest humbled to have survived Voivod tour without losing his mind
In a shocking turn of events that has left the metal world reeling (or not), former Voivod vocalist/bassist Eric Forrest…