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Selena Gomez’s Mental Health Startup Apparently Needs Therapy Itself
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Selena Gomez’s Mental Health Startup Apparently Needs Therapy Itself

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Selena Gomez’s mental health startup, Wondermind, and I have to say, it’s a…

Lindsay Clancy’s Cellphone Reveals Steep Descent into Chaos Apparently
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Lindsay Clancy’s Cellphone Reveals Steep Descent into Chaos Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a real…

Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon
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Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just stumbled upon an interview with Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer for Cannibal Corpse, and I’m shocked – SHOCKED! –…

VA Secretary Loses Trust of White House and Republicans Apparently
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VA Secretary Loses Trust of White House and Republicans Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama never ends in Washington, and this…

Triple Threat Tuesday For Death Row Inmates Nationwide
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Triple Threat Tuesday For Death Row Inmates Nationwide

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tennessee, Alabama, and Oklahoma are planning to execute inmates on the…

Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do
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Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

I can barely contain my excitement… or my sarcasm. 💁‍♀️ Ritchie Blackmore, the 81-year-old guitar legend, is joining Deep Purple…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Lucy Davis, star of the original English version of The Office, has announced that she is suffering from “incurable” cancer.…

Feds Decide Who Gets Healthcare Now Apparently
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Feds Decide Who Gets Healthcare Now Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. They’ve…

Russia Finally Lets One Guy Go
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Russia Finally Lets One Guy Go

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the release of American Robert Gilman from Russian detention, and I have…

Fed Keeps Everyone Guessing Because That’s Their Job Apparently
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Fed Keeps Everyone Guessing Because That’s Their Job Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve is set to meet next month, and the…

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