Nation Pauses To Remember Thing That Happened 20 Years Ago
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s still hard…
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TWISTED SISTER Still A Thing Somehow Performs With SEBASTIAN BACH
I mean, who wouldn’t want to see TWISTED SISTER with Sebastian Bach on vocals? It’s not like we’ve been begging…
Gunman’s Parents Blame Mental Health Facility For Dropping The Ball
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A lawsuit has been filed against Park Mental Health Treatment of…
Evanescence Makes Another Music Video Because You Clearly Needed More Amy Lee In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, I’m not, but I’ll pretend to be.…
Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The August jobs report is due out at 8:30 a.m. ET…
Rikki Rockett Still Alive Somehow After Beating Cancer
In a stunning turn of events, POISON drummer Rikki Rockett has revealed that he’s still kicking after being diagnosed with…
Vance Defines War Down To Avoid Timeline
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Vice President JD Vance’s latest press conference, and I’ve got to…
McConnell’s Return: Because Senate Needs Him Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Mitch McConnell’s health issues, and I have to say, it’s a bit…
Guild Wars 3 trades depth for frantic parkour fluff
We’ve finally gotten a glimpse of Guild Wars 3, the highly anticipated MMORPG from ArenaNet, and I’m excited to dive…
Elon Musk’s Irreplaceability Somehow Not a Red Flag for Investors Yet
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest ventures, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…