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Lindsay Clancy Trial Ends In Predictable Gridlock Surprise
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Lindsay Clancy Trial Ends In Predictable Gridlock Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and it seems like the jury is having…

Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt
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Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Oh joy, another chance for publishers to cash in on our nostalgia with fancy “remasters” and “reimaginings” of classic comics…

Bonds Just Became the Worst Investment Since Your Friend’s Band
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Bonds Just Became the Worst Investment Since Your Friend’s Band

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Global bond yields are rising to their highest levels in decades,…

Times Square just got a little less stabby apparently
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Times Square just got a little less stabby apparently

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman, Pamela Cisneros, walked into the heart of Times Square,…

GREAT WHITE Guy Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed That
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GREAT WHITE Guy Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed That

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

I mean, who doesn’t want to read about the thrilling life of a rockstar who’s been playing the same power…

Rabies Outbreak Ruins Cute Baby Goat Petting Experience
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Rabies Outbreak Ruins Cute Baby Goat Petting Experience

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a rabies outbreak in North Carolina, where several baby goats at a mobile…

TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net
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TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TWISTED SISTER just played their first concert with Sebastian Bach on…

Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi
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Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that young adults between 18 and 21 have been…

Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune
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Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to descend into the depths of madness with Rogue Fortune, a rogue-like game that’s trying to shake things…

Thrill Seekers Trade Roller Coaster for Hospital Bed
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Thrill Seekers Trade Roller Coaster for Hospital Bed

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest roller coaster debacle, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

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