Because Obviously We Need to Rewrite History to Justify Another Reboot
It’s a concept that has plagued philosophers and superheroes alike for centuries: the constraints of time. For Spider-Man, it’s not…
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Serial Killer Leaves Polite Notes Asking For Money
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this wild story. Nearly six months after Nancy…
Tech Giants Play Game of AI Chicken
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The age-old question: which is worth more, a company that’s…
Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…
SOUNDGARDEN scrounges up final scraps with Chris Cornell’s leftover vocals
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some bittersweet news? 🤯 SOUNDGARDEN is working on a new album featuring unreleased…
Delta Pilots Get Exciting Game of Chicken With Air Traffic Control
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a close call at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, and let me tell…
Trump Still a Thing for GOP Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s second term, and folks, it’s not looking great for him.…
Dez Fafara Still Alive Despite Having Tumor For Almost Two Years
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 Dez Fafara, the legendary frontman of DEVILDRIVER and COAL CHAMBER, just…
Kohberger Suddenly Remembers He Has Right To Trial
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bryan Kohberger, the guy who was convicted of stabbing four University of…
Cracker Barrel Loses Leader of Biscuit Empire
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO of Cracker Barrel, Julie Masino, is stepping down after…