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Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That
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Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh joy, another survival horror game to add to the ever-growing pile of “I’m too scared to play this” titles.…

You won’t believe who just conquered the Empire State Building
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You won’t believe who just conquered the Empire State Building

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest adventure-seekers who decided to scale the Empire State Building’s spire,…

KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm
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KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Kid Rock is still a thing, and he’s still buddies with…

Alissa White-Gluz and Dragonforce’s super secret collab that nobody actually cared about
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Alissa White-Gluz and Dragonforce’s super secret collab that nobody actually cared about

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS! 🤯 Alissa White-Gluz is joining DragonForce and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up…

You Won’t Believe What Killed This 255 Pound 7 Year Old Kid
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You Won’t Believe What Killed This 255 Pound 7 Year Old Kid

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a case that’s just heartbreaking. A 7-year-old boy, Casper O’Brien, from Flint…

You Won’t Believe What Just Burned Down In Colorado
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You Won’t Believe What Just Burned Down In Colorado

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Aspen Acres Fire in Colorado, and let me tell you, it’s…

Because Hollywood Needed Another Tragic Reminder Of Its Mortality Crisis
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Because Hollywood Needed Another Tragic Reminder Of Its Mortality Crisis

FinnJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Daveigh Chase, the voice behind Lilo Pelekai in Disney’s Lilo & Stitch, has passed away at the age of 35.…

Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 Because You Clearly Needed More
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Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 Because You Clearly Needed More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, another season of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Netflix has dropped the…

You Won’t Believe What Happened to This Pro Trans Lawmaker
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You Won’t Believe What Happened to This Pro Trans Lawmaker

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about California state Sen. Scott Wiener, who got surrounded by protesters at San…

What’s Melting Now Besides My Brain
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What’s Melting Now Besides My Brain

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the news, and I have to say, it’s going to be a wild…

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