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Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again
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Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, where flights were…

F-16 Fighter Jet Scores Perfect Landing In Michigan Field
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F-16 Fighter Jet Scores Perfect Landing In Michigan Field

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US military F-16 fighter jet that crashed in Grand Traverse County, Michigan,…

Husband’s Idol Audition Ends In Fatal Harmony
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Husband’s Idol Audition Ends In Fatal Harmony

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former American Idol contestant, Caleb Flynn, is standing trial…

Susie Wiles Beats Cancer Because Even That Can’t Take Her Down
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Susie Wiles Beats Cancer Because Even That Can’t Take Her Down

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about White House chief of staff Susie Wiles, who just announced she’s cancer…

Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors turns 40 because farewell tours are so last season
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Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors turns 40 because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Cyndi Lauper is back, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and she’s celebrating 40 years of her iconic album…

LA Traffic Gets a Little Too Creative
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LA Traffic Gets a Little Too Creative

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A news helicopter crashed in a commercial area of a Los…

Trump’s Supreme Court Picks Suddenly Not Doing What He Told Them To
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Trump’s Supreme Court Picks Suddenly Not Doing What He Told Them To

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, going after the Supreme…

PM Studios boss attempts to resuscitate physical gaming with PANAX scheme
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PM Studios boss attempts to resuscitate physical gaming with PANAX scheme

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In an era where digital downloads and live-service games reign supreme, it’s refreshing to see a publisher like PM Studios…

Shadow Realm Devs Spill Secrets to Anyone Still Interested
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Shadow Realm Devs Spill Secrets to Anyone Still Interested

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Get ready for a wild ride, folks, as we dive into the mystical world of Daemons of the Shadow Realm,…

Planet Zoo 2: Where Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Meets Endless Billing Cycles
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Planet Zoo 2: Where Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Meets Endless Billing Cycles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

I recently had the chance to get my grubby little hands on Planet Zoo 2, the latest game from Frontier…

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