Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ended with a tantalizing cliffhanger, setting the stage for a thrilling sequel where dinosaurs would wreak…
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Doro still rocking at 57 because metal is cheaper than Botox
In a shocking turn of events, German metal queen Doro Pesch has revealed that she’s still going strong after four…
Buffalo Bills Fans Get Obstructed Views, Financial Heart Attacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Buffalo Bills are moving into their shiny new Highmark Stadium,…
Hate Crimes Now Available At Central Synagogue Courtesy Of Local Man
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man, identified as 46-year-old Larry Montes from The Bronx, was…
Michigan Kills It With 6 Dead In Latest Murder Spree
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this tragic story from Michigan. Apparently, five people…
Beyond the Spider-Verse Leaks Online Because Security Clearly Wasn’t a Priority
Sony is still trying to contain the leak of a four-minute clip from Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse, the third film…
DOM LAWSON has a heart attack because metal isn’t loud enough apparently his heart needed more motivation
Oh no, the metal world is shaken to its core: Dom Lawson, the renowned UK metal journalist, has suffered a…
Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview
Get ready for a bloody good time with Marvel’s Wolverine, the latest game from Insomniac Games. As a seasoned gamer…
ICE Agent Totally Not Overreacts With Gun
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman in Northern Virginia got into a confrontation with Immigration…
Texas Gets Free Aerial Show Courtesy of Crashing Military Helicopter
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a military helicopter crash in Central Texas, and I have to say,…