Deen Castronovo’s drum solo now a literal heart stopper
Oh no, the apocalypse is near: Journey’s drummer Deen Castronovo had a medical emergency during a concert 🤯! I mean,…
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Democrats Settle For Merely Crushing Opposition In Midterms
As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the Democrats’ plans to take back the House, I couldn’t…
Brian May Walks Back Retirement Claims Because Your Aunt Wants To See Bohemian Rhapsody Live
In a shocking turn of events, Brian May has clarified that he never said Queen would never tour again, because…
Cornell student gets surprise home makeover courtesy of local SWAT team
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Jane Doe, the woman who filed a lawsuit…
Sandberg Finds Room In Heart For Love And Grief Somehow
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Sheryl Sandberg’s latest thoughts on love and loss, and I’ve got…
Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills
Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 Aerosmith is back, and they’re bringing all their friends to the party!…
Galactic Racer speeds onto Amazon Luna with inevitable microtransactions attached
Get ready to rev up your engines and join the intergalactic racing scene, because Amazon and Fuse Games have just…
Jim Bakker’s wild ride finally ends at 86
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Televangelist Jim Bakker, the infamous face of the PTL Club,…
FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally
In a shocking turn of events, NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen has announced her upcoming studio album, “Hytress”, which is set…
Persona 4 revival attempts to rehash greatness once more for easy cash
As a grizzled gamer who’s been around the block a few times, I’ve got a soft spot for the Persona…