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Kamala Harris Taking Her Sweet Time Deciding on 2028
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Kamala Harris Taking Her Sweet Time Deciding on 2028

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Kamala Harris is keeping everyone waiting on her…

Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do
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Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

It’s official: Spider-Man: Brand New Day has swung its way to the top of the all-time box office chart, passing…

Trump Loses Again Democracy Wins Maybe
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Trump Loses Again Democracy Wins Maybe

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US Supreme Court’s decision to block President Donald Trump’s efforts to restrict…

Ireland bets big on video game gold with tax credits for virtual dreams
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Ireland bets big on video game gold with tax credits for virtual dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Ireland’s video game industry is like a tantalizing side quest – full of promise, but still waiting to be fully…

2026 Primaries Set Stage for More Politics
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2026 Primaries Set Stage for More Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

The 2026 primary season has been quite the ride, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the rise of…

Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently
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Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is urging House Republicans to make Michigan…

GOP Leader Unveils Bill Allowing Victims to Finally Speak Without Fear
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GOP Leader Unveils Bill Allowing Victims to Finally Speak Without Fear

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this new bill that’s supposed to help survivors of sexual abuse speak…

PM Studios boss attempts to resuscitate physical gaming with PANAX scheme
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PM Studios boss attempts to resuscitate physical gaming with PANAX scheme

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In an era where digital downloads and live-service games reign supreme, it’s refreshing to see a publisher like PM Studios…

Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique
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Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Tom Cruise’s new film Digger is set to hit theaters this fall, but let’s be real, we’re all still waiting…

Voice Cloning Scam Costs Homebuyers $66,000 Because Humans Trust Voices
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Voice Cloning Scam Costs Homebuyers $66,000 Because Humans Trust Voices

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Brian and Wendy VanDoeselaar were just about to buy their dream…

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